Cop: Where Were You Last Night? Shakira: At Home Sleeping Shakira’s Hips: She Was At The Club Where

what is the coolest rock you have?

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

"um yeah you’ve told us that before"

he’s not valid

HE TALKED TO ME

Is it just me or does the frame rate get higher when you step inside a Costco

This is what the animal crossing developers think “cool” means