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Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck

Reblog this if you actually like my blog

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

this is the best thing i’ve ever made 

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