Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

We are here because there is something wrong with society

so today i (sort of) had sex with this guy and i thought he cared about me and i was happy and it was intense and whatever but when i asked him how he felt about me he sort said like eh i don't really know and I'm really afraid i just gave this guy a really intimate piece of myself and he doesn't even really like me... the worst part is that i still really really like him

dude yeah i hate 2 b like this but most guys are like this and it is really shitty like boys suck

Me: Please look at this thing I found on tumblr

Friend: We are both on tumblr. We are mutuals. I see everything you reblog.

Me: look at this other thing tho

Friend: You reblogged that from me

Dreamworks really needs to make a movie about the story of the little boy fishing on the moon, like who is he? Why is he on the moon? Did he ever catch a fish? There are the questions that have haunted me at the theaters since 1994.

good night!

sometimes i see a tiktok so dumb i think “if i had to see this so do my followers”

A moving version of the cover of Cloud Country.

me, to the tune of “YCMA,” while putting new perches in the bird cages: it’s time to sit on a wood perch today! i’m gonna sit on a wood perch today, because i am a bird and that’s just what birds do. were you a bird, you would sit here too.

manager, who i didn’t realize was on the other side of the door: you… you having fun there, jake?

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name