Some People???? Stab Emperors??? To Coup????

hello welcome to my house don’t be too loud or the attic demons will murder you would you like something to drink? :)

This has got the be one of the funniest things on the internet

this hurt to laugh at

Taylor should do a song with Kanye West. She'll start it off and then like halfway through Kanye breaks in with "Taylor, Imma let you finish" and then raps a verse and they end it together.

I have wanted this for so long.

seeing quality content on your dash

Yesterday while out the mall I walked by Hot Topic and in the window was this sweatshirt:

“That is pretty neat,” I thought. “as someone who likes both Rick and Morty and tie dye, I am vaguely interested in buying that.”

But then my senses came to me. As I stood at the window, H&M purchases in one hand and my phone in the other I suffered an Scrubs-like internal monologue.

“What are you doing Max, you can’t wear that to school. It would ruin your reputation as a pretentious boarding school educated Andy Warhol enthusiast. You would be roasted to a crisp. The lads would laugh you into extinction. Even the guys who like Rick and Morty. And if your Tumblr audience saw you wearing that you would be burned to a crisp.”

“But you love that show. That shirt would look great with your overalls. You like Rick and Morty. You wasted several days of your life binge-watching it. When have you ever cared what people thought? Your apathy is your defining feature. Besides, it isn’t as though you create Rick and Morty Musicallys and write incest fanfiction. It’s a shirt. A shirt you like. Buy it, you have money.”

I took two confident steps towards the entrance before I stopped.

“What if while you’re wearing it someone walks up to you and simply says “I’m Pickle Rick!” What will you do? You will punch them. You will be arrested for assault and spend two years in prison. Your life will be ruined. The conviction will mean you cannot get a job. You will have nothing but the shirt on your back. A Rick and Morty shirt.”

I didn’t buy it.

it’s only a matter of time before ellen invites papaw on her show and gives him a lifetime supply of grandkids to eat dinner with

holy shit

(from the canes broadcast)

- Do your kids’ friends ever come up and go ‘You’re the Hulk.’? - As a matter of fact they do. [x]