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Edit: Almost forgot

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all this advertising for Jurassic World is unnecessary.

just let everyone know Chris Pratt is in it and the whole world will run to the nearest theatre.

Seriously. 

We all love that man more than life itself.

This could be the poster and I would still go:

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

omg

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

“Reload Animation”

my name is pete

and i like feet

everytime i see them

i beat my meat

please dont name your children after flowers (rose, daisy, lily, etc.) unless you are plantkin it is cultural appropriation