"Because Fuck You."

NOBODY PANIC? WHAT ELSE ARE THE ONES OF US WITH ANXIETY SUPPOSED TO DO?! THAT MONKEY IS ADORABLE!

NEW PET ALERT NOBODY PANIC

Batman and Robin 2023 18

may I add to those that Batman has no idea how he ended up half naked, he was not knocked out at all. It just happened one second he had clothes, the next some were gone and so we're Joker's.

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

it's sad I can't tell who this could be. It literally could be any of the boys... And probably Cass too...

"We have your son."

"My condolences. Please try to die quickly, his dinner's almost ready."

Poll

If I, theoretically, started posting Ninjago OC content(more story focused and something I have been working on for a year and already have a 181 script page for season one ready)....

Would any of you be interested?

I wish to be polite

@onyxonline

Hi, i noticed you didn't have an ask box and I didn't know whether it was okay to build off your au, so I wanted to ask permission to use your way for an idea I had.

Basically the nightmare critters(i noticed in your au they weren't there and I'm not sure if you planned to add them) in this au were the Critter team before the Smiling Critters, but Baba ended up being a traitor and they all got some injuries and had to retire early? I also wanted to really draw my OC Michi Token(a. Red panda) in this au.

10 posts!

What do I do with this?

What do I do with this?

Claws & Bane

It was an early morning on Santa Prisca, and Darlene had to go to work for the justice League. But a certain sleepy lover of hers wouldn't let her out of bed without kisses, even if he forgot to do his face paint.

Fun fact, Bane is twice Darlene's height and muscle density, but she can throw him around and tops. Because her gloves have a special adrenaline injection trigger in them that give her a strength boost, since she's completely human, it's the only way she can fight in the justice League. But, when they first met, Darlene beat Bane in hand to hand combat when he didn't have access to Venom and she had her gloves off

allow me to better this by saying even when Damian(the youngest and has a clear height difference with Bruce) does it, no one notices.

i've just decided you're all wrong and the actual funniest scenario of the league not knowing bruce has kids until they take his place as batman during league meetings is the scenario where bruce never even asked them to pretend to be batman.

when he can't make an important meeting he sends either jason or dick in his place just as themselves, because if he can vouch for them as proxys then why would the league have an issue with it? they just need to show up and say they're there to take notes for batman or something, there's no need to lie. he doesn't even realise that his identity is being stolen until he shows up after a meeting he sent a sub in for and when he shows up everyone is staring at him awkwardly.

batman: what's everybody looking at

green lantern: nothing! we're just... concerned.

flash: yeah... how was your surgery?

batman:

batman: what surgery

green lantern: ...well you ran out of the meeting last week yelling about how you were going to be late for your 'piles removal operation'

green lantern: so uh. how'd it go big guy?

batman:

batman: i wasn't here last week. jason was.

the league:

flash: who the fucks jason

batman:

batman: *slowly turns to superman, who is staring at the table stubbornly*

batman: clark-

superman: THE KIDS SEEMED SO EXCITED TO DRESS UP, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE BORING UNCLE AND SAY NO!

bruce ends up calling jason in front of the league to demand an explanation and clear his name. jason straight up doesn't even remember what he did.

jason, on call: oh hey B, thought you were at a JL meeting this afternoon?

bruce: i am. what happened last week?

jason: i sent tim the report to hand over already! i didn't get all of it though, i had to leave real quick towards the end because damian was threatening to set my safe house on fire if i didn't pick him up from school

bruce: and the league let you go early?

jason: yeah i made some excuse, i think i said-

jason: *pauses, remembering what he'd done*

jason: oh my god

bruce lays his head on the table while jason laughs through the loud speaker for the next eight minutes.

NOT ALLESIO

Tim, standing with Jason over the beat up from of a pet groomer: Sir, what happened to you?

Pet groomer: It twas Joker.

Tim, nodding and making a note: okay

Jason, getting a better look at the guy: oh fuck.

Tim: what?

Jason, sighing and pulling out his phone, dialing a contact labeled 'Murder Hobo': one sec

Misha, said Murder Hobo, currently waking up after her werewolf transformation the night before: hello?

jason: Allesio got hurt

Silence and then a cry

Misha: NOT ALLESIO! HE'S THE ONLY ONE IN GOTHAM THAT DOES WEREWOLF GROOMING!

Tim, staring at his brother in silence: who-

Jason, shrugs; she's a friend. Don't worry about it.