no, no. GOD FORBID YOU SEE ALL HIS KIDS THERE AT THE SAME TIME! and none argue. Cause that means shit is going down and we might lose the world and probably all die horrifically.
I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.
Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.
But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.
It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.
When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.
And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.
But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.
John Constantine, actually showing up for a League meeting with a mysterious wolf looking thing with him: "Sorry I'm late."
Green Lantern, with Flash hiding behind him BECAUSE WTF IS THAT WITH JOHN: "uh... who's your friend?"
John: "Oh, her? That's Misha. She lives with me now."
Superman, blinking confused: "You adopted?"
John: "Nope. She just showed at my apartment and said she lived there now."
Wonder Woman: "She looks sixteen?!"
Batman: "no, she looks fifteen."
Misha, in her deep werewolf growl: "I'm twenty, sir."
Normal, non werewolf Misha and werewolf Misha
unfinished pic of my Justice League of Claws(Darlene Adil), and her villain lover/baby daddy.
Feel free to guess who he is. Hint: Drop Zone.
NOBODY PANIC? WHAT ELSE ARE THE ONES OF US WITH ANXIETY SUPPOSED TO DO?! THAT MONKEY IS ADORABLE!
NEW PET ALERT NOBODY PANIC
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may I add to those that Batman has no idea how he ended up half naked, he was not knocked out at all. It just happened one second he had clothes, the next some were gone and so we're Joker's.
Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
hear me out, hear me out. It wasn't stated in the post, but House absolutely knows Bruce is Batman
He was never told either. Just took one look when they were in private and said "so, Batman, what happened this time?"
Bruce does not know how he did it.
i need Dr. House to be Batman's temporary doctor for a month while Dr. Leslie Tompkins is recovering from some sort of rogue activity.
update!
And an extra fact
The first few months after moving in with John when she was still 17(so before he introduced her to the others), Misha would stay up a bit after he fell asleep (usually on the couch while they were watching TV) just to watch him breathe to reassure herself she was safe and that he wasn't going to be gone by morning (like what happened to most people she knew in the compound) and half the time, John wouldn't actually be asleep and would wait for her to be asleep to ruffle her hair and whisper "you're gonna be okay". He didn't know her past not why she seemed so anxious all the time, but knew she was scared of something, so he helped. (He did have an inkling it was something to do with a death of some sort. So, he wasn't too far off.)
Supposed to be John Constantine giving Misha a haircut. Would've been about a week after she moved in with him. She wanted to cut what she felt was the last ties to a super bad situation, by changing one of the things she used to never be able to, her hair. Of course, he doesn't know the full extent of her past(not the whole compound in Estonia, raised to never expect to live the next day thing), just that she escaped a bad situation and wanted to change her look.
For John, it's just his new roommate asking for help. For Misha, it's a big step in her life, her gaining her freedom and proving she's not a puppet on a string anymore. She doesn't have to live by Mother Veronica's rules anymore. She can be herself. She can be free. And she can trust others to help her when she can't do something herself.
And to her, that's good enough. ❤️
If I, theoretically, started posting Ninjago OC content(more story focused and something I have been working on for a year and already have a 181 script page for season one ready)....
Would any of you be interested?
On a mission where the Justice League is working with Scarecrow to take out a trafficking ring(bc even Scarecrow doesn't support trafficking. Human rights bitch).
Claws(Aka Darlene though no one knows this), trying to figure out a color-coded note: "Uh... which ones the clue?"
Scarecrow, who is restrained bc the League reasonably doesn't trust him: "The pink one, Claws."
Claws: ".... Which one?"
Scarecrow, blinking: "The pink one?"
Claws: "........"
Green Arrow: "Claws.... what's wrong?"
Claws: "There's no pink one."
Black Canary: "Yeah, it's right there-..... Claws, are you colorblind?"
Claws: ".... I didn't think so.... No..."
Green Arrow: "What color am I?"
Claws, squinting: "..... Um..... Yellow?"
Scarecrow: "uh.... who's gonna tell her?"
(please pretend it's Misha I don't know why I can't get her blog to work)
Ye. I'm going over to santa prisca now to visit and borrow a cup of adrenaline needles for..... Werewolf purposes... I have issues.
might start my villain arc this soon gang
My second blog bc my first account was connected to a school email for a school I no longer attend and my other one is on my tablet. She/They pronouns. Pan pride, babes!Lots of OCS, not enough brain space.My other account with the OC blogs is HyruleKitsuneWrites
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