Damned Detective, Get Out Of Here. Mans Got Me Looking In The Corner Of Every Frame Looking For Him I'm

Okay, so I've been sitting with the battery acid spaghetti for a while, and I'm mostly fine? I made the mistake of eating the candy in it was one of the worst textures I've ever had in my mouth, but beyond a slightly higher sense of dread, I feel okay

Was The Edge of Sleep removed from prime video? I download the series for a plane trip, but got an error today that it 'was no longer in prime's category' and it doesn't come up when I use the search bar

linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister

I was trying to show off how pretty house from Whitepine to my parents, but they instead went "Oh, that's blahblahblah mansion" and went on a rant about a similar mansion where a bunch of teenage boys were kept hostage and tortured. I really didn't want to know that but okay, thanks mom.

Why do British people mock us for saying Soccer, like they aren't the one's who started saying that first? It like a TV mean girl telling you to wear roller skates with them because "it will look so cute!" Only to back out and make you look like a fool

this scene makes me giggle so much– shingi was shaking from PURE joy at being pet😭

how to make your god-like being and coworker perform an excellent exorcism: pet pet pet

I eepy so imma floss. My brothers gilrfriend isover, my room smell horrible, and I have 5 eyes on my fave, so I'm gonna stick to the couch and go o t bed. Goodbye

Watching Matteo crash a plane and then getting an ad for plaene seats is fucked

Okay, first off: the detective is making a lot of sense, oddly enough. And second off: Holy fuck, was I not comfortable hearing her say "only my teeth sir" ivory what the fuck

It's so weird to be talking with someone and realize they lack what you thought was common sense. My parents told me they don't know what CHARACTER ARCS even are