Littleaxoltotlisabouttokill - Axol (she/they)

The thought that after Astarion ascends he’s still… in there, somewhere, screaming? That keeps me up at night

I HAVE THE BESTEST HEADCANON IN THE FOREVER OF EVER

DICK GRAYSON. USED MANIFESTATION TO ACHIEVE HIS JUICY BOOTY

not actually its just cause of his work out routine but nobody told him

Let me finish

anyway

He found out what manifestation was when he was younger and still Robin and he saw like a sign of some crazy ass pyshic lady (it was bs) but he was like whats manifestation?? and he looked it up and he was like WOAH i wanna do that :D

so then he started doing it and like as a joke added on the big butt part (originally it was just "I am a good Robin. I'm a good kid" and shit) and one time Alfred saw him doing it one night and was like "Oh thats cute wait what-"

and then Alfred told Bruce and bruce was like "uh...no harm no foul." and just didn't do anything

but then Dick got a fat ass

and was a good Robin

And everyone sees him as a good kid

So he's like This shit is real

So he just tells everyone its real and y'know the normal people are like "No tf its not." but there are some PEOPLE. SOME. PEOPLE (cough starfire cough) who believe him

and do it.

And one of them. Is DAMIAN

YEAH

YEAH

IDK

SO HE DOES IT TOO

AND IT WAS AT FIRST JUTS LIKE "I'm a good assassin. I am the one true heir" yada yada crazy assassin baby bs

BUT HE CHANGED IT TO BE LIKE "People like me" AND STUFF AND ITS JUST REALLY SAD BUT HE THINKS IT WORKS CAUSE THE LONGER HES THERE THE MORE HE GETS ACCEPTED AND HE THINKS IT WORKS TOO-

Thank you for coming to my tedtalk

this is inspired by a laugh filled conversation I had with my younger sibling on discord

the pan erasure is not appreciated

everyone in baldur's gate 3 is bisexual.

cry and cope.

last thing I'm saying about it.

Communication Error 35 Injured 2 Dead

The responses I get from people learning my roomate is a catboy can be narrowed down to three things: a weird pervy look, concern, and not really caring.

Of course, these would make sense if he was a normal catboy, like a munchkin or a Ragdoll, a tuxedo or black cat even.

But of course, he isn't.

A loud crash echoes through the apartment, I sigh deeply through my nose and sit up from my bed, checking the clock as I move out my room.

3:30 am. Eli's favorite time to pull some bullshit and an get us more complaints from our neighbors. I open my door and look into the dark apartment living room and kitchen, a single sweep of my eyes I find bright yellow ones staring at me from the kitchen counter. "Eli." I say slowly "get off the counter."

A slow blink in response. I can tell he's moving his arm to something else on the counter.

"Eli." I say again "Eli no." his eyes flick from the object I can't see and me. And then he hold my gaze and I know what's about to come. Another crash. I flinch at the noise before groaning loudly. The noise getting the expected response: Eli losing his shit and falling off the counter and running into his room to likely have his freakout before he comes out again and starts acting like the very species he was. I sigh and flick the kitchen light on, rubbing my nose at the sight of two broken plates on the ground, "Your paying for this!" I shout at my roommates dorm, receiving little snickers as a response before it was followed by the sound of sheets moving.

We both knew he wasn't going to pay, and we'd just be down for few months before I'd forget and buy more plates. "Orange cats." I sigh as I grab the broom, "Menaces."

The Good News: Your new roommate is a cute catboy. The Bad News: He’s an orange tabby.

funny how predstrogen got full-nuked right as a lot of discussions about transmisogyny started getting widespread. trans women start talking about our hurt and it gets us removed from our spaces. goddamn incredible.

My entire twitter feed is people in Rafah saying they’re terrified, saying their good byes, and asking us to remember them in our prayers. Rafah is facing a massacre. It’s a genocide. We will not know the number of deaths until the morning.

it's the last day you can rb this

Utah...isn’t anywhere near the coast....it doesn’t even have a major river??? How tf did he use a boat? And then end up the desert...? The goegraphy is not making sense to me