Jonathan Bailey- As A Gay Man- Having More Chemistry With Women Than Straight Men Will Never Not Be Funny

Ok he was just hiding in his enclosure actually he’s safe and snug 😼

Ok so my snake got out and is somewhere in the house- I started looking for him already and left out his water dish, but does anyone have advice on how to find him-?

Guys the hyperfixation is hitting a little too hard 😔

thoughts on andrew robertson

I think he’s swell :)

I’m afraid my people have revolted in your tummy, I’m sorry :(

I ate too much pasta and now my tummy is upset! this type of thing happens to people like me

"Sweater Weather is THE bisexual anthem!"

And what if I said it was "Bicycle Race" by Queen 😔

What is in the air today started out so unbearably unserious 💀

They’re so babygirl idek anymore

No be SOOO FR like why is my vinyl already fucked up and I just got it brand new. I handled it carefully and everything, only to find it skipped around in the first two songs (only played 1 and not even most of the second one b4 I stopped it), and THEN to find it covered in dust and shit that had no business being there like c’mon dawg I wanted to blast my artist monkeys on the spot and now I have to wait till I get all the stuff to clean it properly 😔

Guh

Made the worst brownies ever created just now