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What's your hogwarts house: hufflepuff :P

What's your favourite harry potter era: the marauderss

Who is your favourite wizard family: potter or weasley ig

Whats your favourite room in hogwarts: the astronomy tower

Favourite wizard drink: butterbeer

What do you think the function of a rubber duck actually is: according to jamie encyclopedia which is me the rubber duck is a squeaky, adorable toy shaped after a scary bird

What percentage of characters in hp do you hc as lgbtq+: 5678439749382759435744953425739473596796507%

Would you use a quill and ink or would you give up: i would use

What teacher would like you the most: mcg, flitwick or idk dude

how many times would you get lost on the moving stairs: 647834283 times

what would be the biggest prank you'd pull at Hogwarts, if you did one: kill snape

I'm starting one of these because I'm supposed to be writing an essay

Random harry potter questions that get more and more obscure:

What's your hogwarts house: slytherin

What's your favourite harry potter era: marauders era

Who is your favourite wizard family: the Potters (including Euphemia and Fleamont)

Whats your favourite room in hogwarts: room of requirement or the astronomy tower

Favourite wizard drink: probably firewhisky

What do you think the function of a rubber duck actually is: to confuse kids into confusing vinyl and rubber and thinking that adult ducks look like that when they really dont

What percentage of characters in hp do you hc as lgbtq+: around 98% probably

Would you use a quill and ink or would you give up: I'd probably use normal pens in class so I can actually keep up with writing notes, but I'd use quill for fun sometimes

What teacher would like you the most: none of them probably, I'd be slytherin so sadly not mcgonagall, not snape (luckily) cause he's homophobic, I wanna say remus so badly and he has a little less house prejudice than Minnie so hopefully him (I feel like he'd get annoyed at me a lot but would also like me)

how many times would you get lost on the moving stairs: more than 200 times

what would be the biggest prank you'd pull at Hogwarts, if you did one: probably something including goats, custard, filch's cat, the suits of armour and the quidditch balls

tagging: @jamiesimps @chaosmarauders @loopout @daylily-evans @loopyin @remuslupinslefttit @blitheringmcgonagall @obsessedheehee @daydreaming-reader @eightsidedemily @siriusblackisgendergoals @flxss-bxbblxs @kajasasasa @dyingbutdontworrycuzimswag

i'm sorry for what i made here: it's an idea for the text fic i'm gonna start

summary: the marauders and marauderettes are being themselves in 2021

word count: 196

fork man created 8 direction

sirius: you have to be kidding me james

fork man: no

remus: i'm out

remus: who else is here

peter: just us

peter changed their name into poptart

remus: not you as well

marlene: don't think you're the only one who's suffering

sirius: says you

poptart changed sirius' name into daddy

daddy: wtf peter

dorcas: what's wrong with you

marlene: he didnt sleep enough

mary: ofc he didnt he was singing someone to you at 4 am

fork man: jesus

fork man: you need him ✝

remus: you don't

remus changed their name into werewolf of london

lily: i thought you were sane

marlene changed lily's name into ik you smell good

ik you smell good: why

marlene: because it's true

daddy: 👀

daddy changed marlene's name into mommy

dorcas: why am i the only sane one

mommy changed dorcas' name into parental unit

werewolf of london: lmaoo that's what you get for complaining

poptart: (;

ik you smell good changed their name into marlene stop changing my user

marlene stop changing my user: i never thought covid would do this to you

mary: @peter he's the worst rn

poptart: stfu

if you by any chance ship snape with james i will personally spawn at your door and read the harry potter books at the volume of a karaoke machine

i love dare lovers. it's so fucking funny /pos

thank you!!! even though school starts i need to get back on track with it and there'll be more for you to read! i'm glad you like it:)

helloooooooooooo

should i start writing a text fic on ao3???

and if i do, should i start after we finish the hogwarts champion? (wip)

or before??

idk!!!

This can't be happening...My motivation to write escaped! I'm finally going to post chapters from my fic more than once a month! This is the best day of my life! Wait... *WRITER'S BLOCK*

yES IT’S mE

guess who wrote u this ask, my lovely scar 👁👄👁

idkkk probably someone I talk to,

I feel like this is a different person than previously so I'm guessing @chaosmarauders again cause you said you sent an ask so

*shrug*