remus: I WAS IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR
remus: fuck me, fuck you, fuck the president, fuck your mom. --- sirius: i don't dress to get paid. i dress to get layed. sirius: *laughs hysterically at a fly* ---
james: COME AND FUCKING EAT BITCH james: no. shut up, you are amazing and you deserve love. --- peter: ...i don't need that shit, i have biscuits and frogs peter: i for one second thought you were more mature. i was wronger than answer a. --- marlene: and you're gonna spend valentine's day alone or what??? marlene: i agree. i'd look like the typical 12 year old boy who dyed his hair for the first time if i dyed my hair blue --- lily: [name] stop being a pussy lily: nobody mentally stable here? --- dorcas: *gets up on chair* I'M GAY dorcas: he invited you to McDonalds???? damn i wish i'd have a partner like that --- mary: what in the name of motherfucking fashion are you dressed in??? mary: i am beautiful no matter what you say. i am a guru. --- regulus: WHY THE FUCK DOES NOTHING GET TO MY HEAD?? regulus: i'm not here to listen to your shit, goodbye
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no but i'm serious what the fuck is this /pos
(evan will kill emmeline later btw)
sirius: remus
remus: yes? *starts to create images in his head*
sirius: there's something i've been meaning to ask you for a while...
remus: *starts tearing up but acts dumb* yes?
sirius: why is james standing like that?
james: *stands on his head*
bc i need to update it
sirius- @enbysiriusblack, dogstar
remus-@fire-balls-wiftie, remoony
peter- @itsmevex, mrpityshor
lily-@royalty-of-fandoms, lilyflowerr
marlene-@eriscandraw, mommyleen
dorcas-@queerdeadwizards, marleneshoe
mary-@cameronnx, macduck
pandora- sararh who has no tumblr, dwell on dreams
regulus-@justmeandmybestie, reggie.black
emmeline-@thats-so-fucking-gay, mommyvance
hestia- emma who has no tumblr, daddyjones
euphemia-briar who has no tumblr, miapotter
minnie-blade who has no tumblr, minervamcgonagall
you're such an amazing person. you're the mother friend, most probably, and you're most probably the most mentally stable in your friend group. everyone loves you because you always light up the room in which you walk in and you always make people feel good. you >>>>> and ily <33
pop off 🥰
i made a uquiz! which marauder are you?
and now, the best gift that they could ask for was to be with each other. again.
"marlene, sweetheart, i have to tell you something." they said on a soppy voice, which made their girlfriend roll her eyes in amusement.
"yes, my dear, darling sunshine?" she said, squeezing her lover's cheeks together.
"i am so in love with you." dorcas whispered, and kissed her square on the lips. "happy birthday, marlene."
"you're the best birthday gift i could have asked for."
I LOVE YOUR NEW THEME OMGG <333
thanks<3
lollipop orrrr ice lolly??
lollipops :)
marlene: knock knock peter: who's there marlene: can you do a favor to peter: can you do a favor to who marlene: can you do a favor to me and give me your mom's phone number? thanks peter: *starts crying*
dorlene is love. dorlene is life. if you don't like dorlene, i will slowly distance myself from you. with a flip-flop. at the speed of a rocket, exiting the atmosphere. if you don't like dorlene, something is NOT right.