First Chapter Of My New Fanfic!

i would like a little sneak peak of the third chapter!

"hm. maybe they can show us. so, yourr prrincipal, dumbledorre said that my students 'rrre gonna'tay in the grefindorrr dorms, 'nnit?" she asked.

remus let out a happy squeak.

"yes, i think it's right, madame" lily said, while peter shoved remus.

"a'right, miss...?" madame maxime cocked an eyebrow, waiting for lily to tell her the name.

"evans" lily replied.

"miss evans, drive us to the dorms, s'il vous plaît."

"oui" she said and dramatically bowed, hoping for madame maxime to not notice she was mocking her.

lily started walking with the students of beauxbatons until they got to the portrait of the fat lady.

"who is this woman in the portrait?" a blonde-haired girl asked lily. "can she talk?"

"of course i can talk!" the fat lady exclaimed. "let me guess, you are a bunch of spoiled frenchlings?"

"sod off" remus said.

"oh god! now evans, are you going to tell me the password or are you gonna let me rot like this apple?" the fat lady asked, taking a rotten apple out of the bowl on the table next to her.

"hmph. lemon tart."

"correct" the fat lady finished, letting the lot enter.

"oh god!" a student dramatically exclaimed." you pigs CLEARLY can't compare our grandious school to your...hut."

i felt like i really had to make a post about this so here:

i am 100% conscious i went inactive since the start of this month.

i had a lot of work for school, like tons of homework and lots of tests, i had some big exams tuesday and last friday, and i had to prepare myself for the holidays.

since i'm going to be on holiday 23 dec ---> 3 jan, i may post a few things and write some stuff and maybe continue working on my fanfic.

(also i know that nobody really cared or notice i was gone but here i am, making a post about it lmao)

i hope you respect the decisions i've made in the past month and i'm gonna come back soon with things :)

also thank you for the almost 2k notes you left on this post! i really appreciate it and i promise that i'm gonna start the thing i promised right after my birthday!

i disappeared from tumblr for 5 months and 1 day and only today, the 10th of june 2023, i announce that this account has gone dead. i'm no longer going to post here, as i have nothing to and i am 1 foot and 7/8 of the other out of this fandom.. @lesbianmckinnonn is the only mf keeping me here with our stupid ideas

so yeah, if you'll see me again on tumblr, don't expect harry potter content. consider me out of this fandom, and you're free to scroll through my page and cringe. i probably will too, someday.

OMFG

this is so funnyyyy

im still laughing

when life gives you lemons, give the lemons back to the life because you can just go to the fucking store

i feel like the lemon memes are quality content

Hi, I'm anon and I'm procrastinating and you are? (pLeAsE gEt tHe rEfFeReNcE) (also sorry if i spelt that wrong, my spellings are shit)

i dont get the reference, sorry xD

headcanon that irma black never died, she just quitted the black life and transformed into irma pince thats it thats the post.

since it's october, the theme of this celebration is halloween/autumn!! 🍂🎃

500 followers folks!! thats so cool,, and it happened at my favourite time, october!! although sucks about jily ig... anyway thank you for following me, thats cool <3 i havent done one of these celebration before so im very excited about it, and 500 followers cause damn.. i only know like 5 ppl irl,, anyway yeah thank you!! <3

this will last till like... idk the end of October i think,, makes the most sense to end it then

🎃🎃

trick or treat: this or that

pumpkin: cym/kmk/ask me a question

vampire: describe yourself and I'll give you a song

skull: give me a ship and I'll say my opinion on it (can be from anything, if i don't know it then I'll just say that)

zombie: send any hc of yours and I'll say if i agree with it (and add on)

werewolf: say your aesthetic and I'll make a moodboard

scream: I'll write you a handwritten note (close mutuals only)

fallen leaves: send me a quote and I'll send one back that gives similar vibes

fear: send me a scary thing that happened to you and I'll send one of mine

spiderweb: say the type of films you like and I'll give you a horror/scary movie suggestion

🎃🎃

tagging some random mutuals:

@wolfstar-lb @royalty-of-fandoms @queerdeadwizards @warlocks-are-attacking @a-hideout-of-frogs @fire-balls-wiftie @remuslupininskirts @lloomy @regalllove @chaoticalexx @kember-writes @rrrrap-monster @dorcasmeadowesinsuits @blitheringmcgonagall @longlivelupin @unsaltedtoast @loopout @kiwiwhorez @daydreaming-reader @twogaydogs @jesper-faheys-guns @flxss-bxbblxs

Sirius: I swing both ways.

Sirius: Violently. With a stick. Come get some, motherduckers.

happy birthday to you

happy birthday to you

happy birthday to you @jamiesimps

happy birthday to you

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU NIMMY!