the second chapter of The Hogwarts Champion is up!
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wow i didn't know sirius is a dish
they are lmao
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my birthday's 14th of may
i'm sorry for what i made here: it's an idea for the text fic i'm gonna start
summary: the marauders and marauderettes are being themselves in 2021
word count: 196
fork man created 8 direction
sirius: you have to be kidding me james
fork man: no
remus: i'm out
remus: who else is here
peter: just us
peter changed their name into poptart
remus: not you as well
marlene: don't think you're the only one who's suffering
sirius: says you
poptart changed sirius' name into daddy
daddy: wtf peter
dorcas: what's wrong with you
marlene: he didnt sleep enough
mary: ofc he didnt he was singing someone to you at 4 am
fork man: jesus
fork man: you need him ✝
remus: you don't
remus changed their name into werewolf of london
lily: i thought you were sane
marlene changed lily's name into ik you smell good
ik you smell good: why
marlene: because it's true
daddy: 👀
daddy changed marlene's name into mommy
dorcas: why am i the only sane one
mommy changed dorcas' name into parental unit
werewolf of london: lmaoo that's what you get for complaining
poptart: (;
ik you smell good changed their name into marlene stop changing my user
marlene stop changing my user: i never thought covid would do this to you
mary: @peter he's the worst rn
poptart: stfu
my birthday's 14th of may
first
my poor child
hates being pitied
james calls him sirikins and it pisses him endlessly
enby (he/they/rai in no order of preference) (all pronouns are fine though)
+gay
my traumatized kid 🥺
they were with a dude named ethan who used sirius
once called mcg mom (he secretly doesn't regret it)
loves everything about remus
like remus with his self-esteem and sirius tells him he's beautiful and fluff and i skfisjk
queen all the way, excuse me!
he's a combo of killer queen, lady stardust and black dog
stop with ben barnes, my fancast for him is my classmate bc they're both twinks
sometimes still thinks about what walby would think of him
just. loves smells like teen spirit fsr
oh and maneskin
him + damiano = besties
pnuk
arsonnn commit arson on the immortal queen
gay gay gay
amazing person but he wouldn't admit it and he doesn't think that
would kill himself for his friends bc they've done sm for him
has a great collection of hair ribbons (from james who)
i bet hari had double the money in gringotts bc sirius and james exist and stuff
loves ramen
trauma and anxiety and all that bc the blacks ✨are being themselves✨
always knew dumbles was a sussy baka
was not on dumbledore's side. he was taught that only good and bad exist, nothing in between. so he joined dumbles to not be on voldemort's side (credits to re for this headcanon)
lily's platonic soulmate
was👏with👏marlene👏
was (and is) the nicest to peter (peter is a marauder jfc)
secretly or not so secretly loves abba
their hair.
secretly dorcas' bestie
does! not! hate! regulus!
sends small gifts to everyone
loooooooooong fingers (and he fills them up w rings and ah so pretty choke me with those fingers) eris you simp
i don't think i mentioned he's gay
not completly english. like he's from around 3872 countries
polyglot
amazing to simp on and i think we all agree to that
i got this so late OMFG
i wanst online on pride month
happy pride month to u too lol
i love u lloomy ur amazing❤️🧡💛💚💙💜