This the best shit I’ve ever heard
Rex, beyond pissed after finding out about palpatine’s betrayal and the damage he will cause to the republic and everyone he loves, busting into Palpatine’s office with Anakin’s stolen lightsaber on one hand and a loaded blaster on another: have you heard the tragedy of Darth Sidious the little bitch?
Rex, firing at him while Palpatine scrambles to his feet, too dumbfounded by Rex’s badassery to even form a sentence: it’s not a story the republic will tell you. You see, Sidius was a LITTLE BITCH-
*Palpatine jumps back with a startle as Rex slashes his desk in two with the lightsaber*
Rex: -and he got beat up to SHIT by a clone captain. Ironic. *kicks palpatine in the nuts* he never thought the army of men he created would be his demise.
Rex: *beheads palpatine with the lightsaber and shoots his head three times before it hits the ground*
who I thought I would be simping over:
who I am actually simping over:
This is a Chopper appreciation post
(that first pic though. I’m dead.)
Art by Tony Helms || IG
Thinkin' about...
✨Him✨
So desperate...
New to the scene, trying to write but I’m not very experienced 🤷🏼♀️
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