*Everyone Is Standing Around The Broken Coffee Maker*

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Hiccup: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Astrid: ...I did. I broke it.

Hiccup: No. No you didn't. Tuffnut?

Tuffnut: Don't look at me. Look at Fishlegs.

Fishlegs: What?! I didn't break it.

Tuffnut: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Fishlegs: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Tuffnut: Suspicious.

Fishlegs: No, it's not!

Ruffnut: If it matters, probably not, but Snotlout was the last one to use it.

Snotlout: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Ruffnut: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Snotlout: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ruffnut!

Astrid: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Hiccup.

Hiccup: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Ruffnut: Hiccup... Tuffnut's been awfully quiet.

Tuffnut: REALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Hiccup, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Hiccup: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Hiccup:

Hiccup: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.