Or Have To Have More Anxiety Medication....

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

OMFG YASSS

‘BATMAN: HUSH’ ANIMATED MOVIE ANNOUNCED!

The movie will be released in 2019!

Aren't these both canon?

straight man voice: what if batman said a lot of curse words, and wore a robot suit, and was angry

gay person voice: what if batman was a furry

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

the trump administration is not beating the antichrist allegations

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

“MY ARROGANCE KNOWS NO BOUNDS AND I WILL MAKE NO PEACE TODAY, AND YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY TO FIND A WOMAN LIKE ME” | Jenny Holzer, “Projections”

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Served them right

You might have indirectly caused someone’s death without knowing it

America has always been Salty

Oops mean salTEA....

Ok I'll go sit in the corner now....