Awesome! I'm Totally Normal About This News!

Well well well, if it isn't my two favorite men. Peter Falk and Kermit.

Whatcha doing here Peter?

I'm cooking up something absolutely devious*.

*shitty fanart that's going to get me kicked out of the fandom forever.

Plotting something rn. Some might even say scheming.

I just finished watching Muppet Mayhem and it was alright. One important question though. How are you going to have episode 8 be called "Virtual Insanity", and not have Dr. Teeth with one of his stupid/amazing tophats:

Doing one of the most meme-able parts of the song:

I know I'm not the target demographic for this movie, so I'm not going to say too much about it. I do have a genuine question though:

Why does the Rat King move and look like the Other Mr. Bobinsky?

Is it the standard "hoards of rats trying to look human" style? The Amazing Muarice and His Educated Rodents is one of the few main Discworld books I haven't read, so I don't know how it's described in the book. I have read and watched Coraline though, and I did just get done watching The Amazing Maurice.

Throwback to when I wrote, like, one chapter of a Doom Patrol/Stargirl fanfic before the finale episode for DP pissed me off so much I abondoned it.

Just found the original drafts so I might play around with it again. Idk.

In the original The Wolf Man movie with Lon Chaney Jr. as Larry Talbot, the character at the end of the film gets beaten to death by his father with a silver cane. This is because a werewolf can only be killed by silver in the hands of someone who loves them.

When Larry Talbot appears again in Frankenstein Meets the Wolfman, he now has a scar from where he was beaten. I don't remember if this scar carries through to the rest of his appearances in later media, but it shows that at least at the beginning, Universal Pictures cared about the continuity of their monster movie stories.

My point?

Don't have one.

Well...fuck.

I guess these are the happy endings you get when the Monkey's Paw is feeling merciful today.

I guess I can't complain too much... but I really want to. :(

Me and bestie watching as the person we came to burgle gets shot six times and fucking dies (the only evidence left points to us)