[WILD LIFE EP 7 SPOILERS]

JOEL'S ALSMP EP 8 SPOILERS

Me: danm Lizzie's next origin ain't even gonna last a full episode lmaoo

Joel: I will avenge my wife's honour

*Dies within 10 mins of being an Iceling*

SPOILERS FOR EMPIRES, AFTERLIFE SMP

(Maybe 3rd and last life too)

(Mostly lizzie's afterlife ep 5)

Danm ya'll know how Lizzie been dying extremely fast lately

Raccoon:3 eps

Floran:2 eps

Slime: 1 ep

Her next origin might last for only half an episode holy

3rd and last life watchers gotta know abt canary!jimmy and how he always die first and his death is a warning to all around, a blessing disguised as a curse?

So since empires smp canonly is afterlife smp past life (pretty sure based on Scott's cat name and Jimmy's salmon hatred lol)

Ocean Queen has that whole prophecy book, what if Canary!Jimmy is also mentioned. So she prays to the gods above that they release her poor brother of the curse. Since they can't get rid of it completely, Now Lizzie bears most of the curse, basically her life gets cut short, die first in the smp and death brings chaos shaban, while Jimmy still also has the his death bring total destruction.

Just a silly idea, sorry if this makes no sense lol

The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED

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Me reading fanfics for 10 hours straight:

Thank you :) have a heart <3

Tyvm, There's like 3 posts with amazing and super long fics for this powerpoint series, hope you enjoy reading!

Dk if you're still looking for recs but allow me! Most of these are insanely popular so you probs alr know them lol. I do ramble some of my probably spoiler-free opinions/summaries but you can skip them!

Ongoing BUT my current fav and go-to fic!!! I've re-read this a bunch of times alr and each chapter keeps getting better!!!

Basically, Bernard goes back in time to his HS-self, gets stuck in a time-loop on the day Darla dies and now he has to figure out how to keep his best friend alive; stop the loop, and go back to the future(present?). HEADS UP, HS Tim is still with Steph but there are a bunch of cute Timbern moments; this fic emphasize the most on the relationship between the Louis E. Grieve trio. Please mind the tags!

Ah yes, possession, what more can you say to that? Real fluffy ending though, 10/10 WILL read again

You know the trope where a masked person is heavily injured and seeks out their lover's place? Switch it up, now it's the masked person's also masked family member! There are 3 fics rn for this series, I recommend reading all of them!

Tim reallyyy wants to propose to his boyfriend, but alas the universe seems to always throw a wrench into his plans. Misunderstandings involved (on both parts but the seriousness between them are wayy different LOL)

It's not actually as serious as I described it lol, it's real fluffy and Tim's a total lovesick fool (emphasis on fool). Also, Bernard's studying greek myths yay!

What if they were just ordinary boys like in our world; and the whole vigilante-batman shabang was just as known to them as to us, in comics? But one day, one of them fell into a hole and ended up on the other side as... Bernard Dowd? Wait, that's not his last name! And is this Gotham City?!

ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAV, PLEASE PLEASE READ THIS ONE. OH THE FEELS, oh the heartaches...; hope you will enjoy Bernard's journey finding his way back home like I did!

I am once again, BEGGING you to read this, on god, my all-time's fav. Also got fanart from one of my fav artists!! AHHHHH

Basic sypnosis, snippets of their relationship's growth, from their (kinda?) 2nd date to Tim's lowkey sugar daddy arc; they're flirtingggggg and ooo the anxieties of keeping secrets from your partner. Once again, 10/10, have re-read so often it's ingrained in my memories

HAHA, what can I say about this fic? Well, good luck with all the things this fic's gonna hit you with

You should check out the author's other works! They have written a lot of my fav Timbern fics!

Man will do anything but be direct, even treating a PHONE CALL like a chess game.

Very fluffy, very cute,

These bitches gay as hell, good for them, good for them

I actually don't even know how to describe this LOL,

Claw machine.

Duck Tim.

Enjoy!

People should recommend timbern fics for me to read btw!

HI, Omg I share the sentiment cuz Empires SMP S1 is actually my first exposure to FH so they hold smth so dear to me <3

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Scott Smajor Read Our Fucking Fics: A PowerPoint Series Part I | Part II | Part III (you’re here)

This post got some GOD DELIGHTFUL Fics that are some of my all time favs (Deerly Beloved, I love the ending, it has my heart and me in a chokehold)

scribblingdragon is on AO3 and Tumblr and got some really good fics, they have Crown of Antlers (ongoing) and it's so <333, I love the characterizations although sometimes I'm really confused on what Scott's thinking LOL.

I think the title explains it quite well, it's a really fluffy read with cute animals involved<3

Also, are you used to Jimmy being described with puppy dog eyes and puppies in general?

SIKE, Scott's the one with animal trait now, a whole wagging tail

(Very wholesome, so sweet it rots your tooth)

I apologize to whoever follows me when I binge a tag and reblog most of the mcyt fanart I see- but, let’s be honest. This is why you follow me. There is no other reason why you would otherwise. ✨

Also, Empires S1 Flower Husbands are so gender. I want to be them. I want to be in a relationship like their cute fanart. ALSO EMPIRES SMP S1 HAS SO MUCH LORE AND FANFIC WRITERS GIVE ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN WHEN THEY EXPAND ON THE LORE OR DO THINGS WITH THEM <333

… if you have any recs for Empires SMP especially s1 but I’ll take s2 as well, let me know. Hopefully I haven’t read them- also I read on ao3!

Anywayyyy I hope y’all are having a good day and I will take my leave so you aren’t reading any more of me rambling 🕺💃

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