Loserbingo - Undefined

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Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi

Vultures on social media be like #RawMeat #YummyCarcass

Cowards won’t Reblog

we're still making up new popes and kings and shit in 2025. fucking embarrassing

Isn't being undefined defining something ??

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

I had the most amazing fucking dream last night! Okay so it was dark out and I think had been raining recently. Jkr was stood on the sidewalk talking to a news reporter and there was a camera filming her. Anyways, far off in the distance there was a gaggle of clowns (who were aroace, I could sense it somehow) and they slowly crept up behind her and beat up jkr with bunch of hammers while saying something along the lines of "Get clowned on."

AND THEN I WOKE UP AND I WAS SO SAD JKR DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET BEAT UP BY A GAGGLE OF CLOWNS ON LIVE TELEVISION :(

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river*