Shove It, Sir

In which the Winter Soldier blows up Fury's phone and ops for code over interpretive dance.

The US government is CONVINCED Bucky's still brainwashed because he keeps saying Minimum wage should be raised

Bucky, who spent most of life helping Steve get by with his 900 disabilities and illnesses: we don’t have universal healthcare by now?

Bucky’s therapist making a note that he’s still a Russian communist:

things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:

the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.

When the war is over.

Thor, post-coronation: heimdall you have committed treason quite frequently

Heimdall: yes, my king

Thor: can I trust you to commit treason against me should it become necessary?

Heimdall: of course, my king

Thor: you’re already planning treason, aren’t you

Heimdall: it’s how our government stays functioning

Thor: good, good. Well, don’t let me stop you, just make sure to surprise me when it happens

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

not a voice, comrade. an arm.

realtalk the least realistic thing about Endgame is how Clint shows up with a highly detailed full arm sleeve tattoo of a skeleton samurai and a viper, the edgiest tattoo possible, and no one says a single, fucking, thing.

Not even Tony. Like come ON you cannot tell me he didn't see that and go, "Mid-life crisis much?"

though on second thought I guess Clint would probably punch him in the throat so, maybe it was just self-preservation.

it's still funny, though.

What better way to celebrate the anniversary of Michael’s death than by getting absolutely knackered?

black panther au where everything is the same but instead of martin freeman it’s alec hardison pretending to be cia for a con