oh I got clocked....
@friedmagazinebouquet
Take this quiz and see what’s ur red flag
Y is this so true tho😭😭
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my cousin was appalled when I told him that Snivy is my favourite pokemon.
"...your favourite *starter*, right???"
No, dear boy. You poor 8 year old. I don't understand what your quarrel with Snivy is, but it's my favourite. I will not live my life in shame.
This was me yesterday I'm afraid
My new years resolution this year is to not fucking murder someone. Please wish me luck as I am currently filled with rage.
its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me
Today, my great uncle Lewis taught me how to kill someone and make it look like an accident
Do you guys ever walk into your room with the lights off and then when you turn them on you get really scared that there's gonna be a dead body on the floor
you might not understand but I do
in grade 9 I created the best playlist in the world. Through the years I've tried to recreate the same feeling it has but I just can't. My music taste peaked in grade 9. That is so unfortunate.