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Giggling rn

AHHHHHHHHH. um.

Asher in his new audio has me screaming (Without the s) like I haven't heard his voice in a while so the first word that came out of his pretty little mouth had me giggling. AND THE INUENDOS??? UGHHHHHH

I need him.

BAHHAHAHHAHA DAVID BEAT THEM IN JD HAHAHAHAHAH.

anyways uhh u guys want me to post some hc I have ab RA? (Their like some lame birthday hc stuff, nothing special)

also Davids April video had me the same way. SUBBY DAVEY?? NOW.

(JD's just dance btw)

... I read somewhere that in the BL Pizza delivery and gold place to whatever didnt have the erm. "lightsabers" they were like fully uncensored. I was all like 'yo what?' and didnt really believe it. Oh boy. Y'all I saw it all.. btw I'm re-reading pearl boy cause its one my favorites and I might re-read full volume too cause I love that one, it's so silly. (if y'all go any recs that are similar to full volume feel free to comment..)

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reblog if u agree

AND THEY KISSED?

woahhh i js saw a post that said milo and asher kissed in the 2022 solstice. Am i gullible or did that really happen?? i try to watch as many vids as i can but i haven’t watched them all. (the only playlist i’ve finished was Gordi’s)

6’3 …. 250 …. ss siix fooott thrrreee twoofjcuning hundredand fifFYTT FIFTY! pounds … yes shakes head vigorously yes yes yes mwaahahhahaahahahahaahggaha

i need brittany broski and jschlatt on one podcast asap.

V-day oneshot day 1

sorry pookies i’m a little late but it’s okay. Uhhh

WARNINGS: smut, suggestive language, fluff, degradation(kinda), begging, sex in posidens cabin, female reader.

SMUT UNDER CUT!!

"quit squirming-"

"How about you just quit staring and fuck me."

Y/n said through gritted teeth, instead of lying down, now resting on her elbows.

Percy, sitting in between Y/n's knees, had is hands splayed on Y/n's chest,

fondling with her breasts. 

"Jesus fucking- just-please.." 

Begged Y/n, rutting her hips up to meet Percy's bare hips. She gasped,

feeling Percy's slick cock brush against her exposed cunt.

Percy's hands left her chest. Now gripping her hips,

holding her in place.

"You take what you're given slut." Percy said harshly, one hand leaving her hips.

His fingers grazed down to her dripping pussy, index finger grazing over her sensitive 

clit. Y/n's eyes flutter shut, head tipping back. Percy's finger pressed against the bud, 

rubbing in figures of eight. Percy looked up, seeing y/n on her back and gripping the sheets so hard her knuckles were almost white. He smirked, leaning up to press kisses

to her neck. Percy felt his cock twitch, groaning against her neck. 

"Perce, please, just please fuck me.." Y/n begged, tangling her fingers in Percy's hair.

As his fingers still worked her clit his other hand reached down, poking and prodding

inside her cunt, teasing her. Y/n moaned as Percy's long finger sank inside her, Percy bit

his lip, moaning with her. He felt her velvety walls as he pressed another finger inside.

Y/n's back arched, mouth stretched into a perfect 'O'. Her eyebrows are tightly knit together.

"You sound so fuckin' pretty making those noises for me. y'know that? so fuckin' pretty." Percy said into her neck, pumping his fingers in and out of her. After a few pumps, Percy pulled out his fingers 

entirely. Sitting up on his heels, he smiled down at her, taking in her beauty

"Really? this again? C'mon just fuck me already Percy.." Y/n said breathlessly. She huffed

crossing her arms around her chest. Percy lightly laughed, leaning down for what was meant to be a quick kiss, but turned into a passion-filled make-out session. Y/n's arm wrapped around Percy's neck, pulling him closer. Percy held himself up, planting his arms around her shoulders. He reached one hand down to grip his throbbing cock, leading the tip to 

her entrance. When Percy's dick pressed into Y/n's heat she grabbed his hair, slightly

tugging. Percy bottomed out, y/n and him moaning into the kiss in sync. Percy was the first to break away, he was panting, lips red and glossy. "Tell me if I'm being too rough okay?" He said, grinding his hips into hers. Y/n nodded, biting her lip. Percy began with a slow but deep thrust, then worked his way up to a fast and deep thrust, his tip pecking her cervix. Y/n's eyes rolled into the back of her head, she relished in the feeling of Percy's

dick rubbing in all the right places inside her. Percy felt his lower abdomen tighten, so he went faster. His legs burned from the workout. Y/n let out a pornographic moan, throwing her head back against the mattress.

"S-shit perce' I'm-oh gods- I'm cl-close!" She yelled out, gripping Percy's hair tighter. Also felt the heat build up in her stomach. Percy tried his best to speak but only managed to force out a few words.

"Me too-ah-fuck.."

Percy's scalp slightly tingled, but it was all worth it cause the next minute he tipped over the edge. His thrust became erratic as he tried to help y/n also cum. And he succeeds, he felt her pussy clench around him. Y/n yelled out, back arching once more. After they both caught their breath Percy pulled out, watching his cum drip down to her ass. He let out a low whistle at the sight and laid down next to Y/n. She turned towards him, a warm smile on her face. Percy also turned to face her, smiling back. He reached a hand towards her face, brushing a few hairs away from her eyes. "I love you.." y/n whispered, moving closer to Percy. "I love ya too.." He said back, hand resting on her cheek. His eyes lingered on her face before inevitably drifting down to her breasts, he raised his eyebrows, smirking up at Y/n. "Round two?" He suggested Y/n rolled her eyes, a large grin on her face.

"You're lucky it's Valentine's Day.." she said, kissing Percy as he climbed on top of her again.

jschlatt smut.

tags: smut SMUT, Jschlatt. fem y/n, creampie, reader y/n, throwing a book, standing up sex (kinda?), missionary, aftercare obv, controlled orgam, !mdni!, sentences from the book icebreaker are used. I completely forgot to add the other position so i’ll js add it in the next part

SMUT BELLOW CUT!!

“Whatcha doin’ toots?” 

Schlatt asks standing over Y/n’s bed, making her jump up and slam her book down. “W-what?”

He smirks, finding her nervousness amusing. “I asked what you were doin’?” 

Y/n’s cheeks go red, slowly closing her book and covering the front. 

“Ya not gunna tell me?”

“nuh uh..” She responds in a small voice.

 Schlatt chuckles, climbing onto the bed and crawling in front of y/n. 

Schlatt leans in closer, feeling the uneven breathing coming from his partner. 

Y/n’s eyes flutter shut, expecting a kiss from Schlatt. 

She feels a quick peck on her cheek then feels her book being stolen from her grasp; her eyes shooting open. 

“Schlatt!” She yells, slightly smiling

 from the cackling coming from Schlatt as he flips

 to the page she had bookmarked.

Schlatt leapt off the bed, holding the book up so she couldn’t reach and began reading from her book.

Y/n also stood up from the bed, hopping, desperately trying to get the book.

“The second his mouth is on me I’m climbing, back arching from the bed grinding into his face.”

He pauses for a second, smirk still plastered on his face. “Such a naughty girl, reading shit like this..”

 Y/n clenches her thighs, the tips of her ears red. “Jus’ give it back..” She manages to get out, dropping her head to rest on his chest.

“Nuh uh.” He repeats, eyes glued to the pages “Jesus- where the fuck did you get this filth.”- “The pleasure rolls through me; a pleased grumble vibrates in his throat as his tongue pierces me, sending me tumbling over the edge, crying out his name.” 

Schlatt looks up, grinning ear to ear. “Y’know toots,..” Y/n raised her head, looking up at Schlatt.

 “Ya could’ve just asked for me to eat ya out instead of reading about it.” His voice lowers, looking down at her, using his thumb and index finger to bring her face closer to him.

Y/n gulps, holding back a pleased smile; eyes darting in between his eyes and lips. “Such a dirty girl..” He whispered, tossing the book away from them. “Schlatt.. please..” She mumbles out, His smirk widens, “Say that one more time for me baby? Didn’t quite catch that.” 

Y/n whines out, slightly pouting. “You heard me, you fuck.” She mutters out, looking down. 

Schlatt stops smiling, grabbing her chin once more. “You wanna repeat that?” He says in a tone she’s heard many times before. 

“Don’t start, you know what’ll happen if you continue being bratty.”

 Now, Y/n has a choice to whether to act out or stay in line. She decides on safer option.

“Sorry sir..” She whispers, “I just..I want you to touch me…” 

She grabs the hand that was forcing her to look at him, trailing both his middle and ring finger up to her mouth.

 Her tongue comes out from behind her lips, swirling around his fingers.

 All of which remaining eye contact, Schlatt groans bitting his lip. He pushes them both back, Y/n now against the door.

“Fuck baby..” He grumbles out, his other hand on her waist, thumbing the waistband of her panties. 

“No shorts? Were you planning on touching yourself while reading baby?” He asks, smirking

Y/n nods, practically deep throating Schlatt’s fingers. “Such a dirty, dirty girl…”  He said, leaning a bit closer. 

“Alright that’s enough-“ Schlatt pulls his fingers out, growing inpatient. “You really now how to get me goin’ dont cha?”

He says, tugging her panties; to about mid-thigh.

 Enough room to slip his hand in between her legs, teasing her hole, the wetness of her own saliva sticking to the insides of her thighs.  

“Beg.”

“Hm..?”

“I said beg.”

Y/n looks up, eyebrows furrowed, eyes unfocus, and lips red and glossy.

 “Please sir.. I’ll be good f’you.. please just- fuck me..” Schlatt chuckles lowly,

 “atta’ girl..” He says, plunging both fingers into her wet cunt. Y/n’s hands fly to Schlatt’s shoulders,

Nails digging into the fabric of his shirt. “Mmh!” She mewls out, the feeling of his fingers both familiar yet still new.

“Fuck- sir..” Schlatt smiles down at her, his right hand moving up to her chin again; bringing their lips together.

Y/n moans into the kiss as Schlatt’s thick fingers inside her quicken.

One of her arms now slug over his shoulder, pulling him closer and tugging on his hair. 

“Schlatt-I- I’m so fuckin’ - close..” Her words broken up from random moans and whimpers. 

“Yeah? You gunna cum for me? Fuck, you’re so fuckin’ pretty like this baby.” Schlatt curls his fingers a bit,

 pressing into that one spot that makes her head get fuzzy and eyes roll back.

 “Wait.” He says, going impossibly faster than before. “Don’t cum yet. You cum when I tell you to, understood?”

Y/n’s eyes are screwed shut, lips parted into an almost perfect ‘O’. 

“Mm-fuck. Mhm- I-I understand.. oh my god-“ 

Schlatt pulls back despite her hand desperately trying to pull him closer.

 Instead her arm does against the door, leaving scratches on the wood. “Schlatt- Pleasee, I wanna- let me cum..”  Schlatt begins to laugh, enjoying the sight before him. 

 Y/n’s back arched, thighs trembling, face twisted in pleasure, and his fingers pumping into her.

“Go ahead baby, cum for me.” 

Y/n practically screams as she reaches the edge, legs almost giving out and pussy spamming.

Her hand flies down at an attempt to stop Schlatt’s hand. 

“Waitwaitwaitwait-“ she says, almost yelping as she feels another orgasm approaching. “Fuck! Schlatt- please..”

He ignores her pleas, “C’mon baby, one more- for me.” He says, groaning as he plams his cock with his other hand.

“Cum.”

He says, commanding a shock to run through her body. “Fuck Schlatt- I fuckkk..” Once her body relaxes, she almost goes limp. 

“How are you feelin’ toots?” Schlatt asks, hands on her waist and holding her up. “Hm..?” She hums, tilting her head up and blinking at Schlatt. He chuckles, temporarily pulling up her underwear, leaving the shorts behind. Schlatt carries her over the the bed, peeling her limps off him. “You okay?” He asks, standing in front of y/n. 

“mmhm..” She mumbles, nodding her head. Schlatt shakes his head, “Nah, you know you gotta use your words.” He says, kneeling down to be at almost eye level with her.  “Im okay..” She manages to get out, smiling at Schlatt, and threading her hand through his hair. 

There was a moment of silence between them, not the slightest awkwardness in it.

Schlatt lunges forward, smashing their lips together. Y/n reciprocated said kiss, tugging at his hair every so often. “Fuck toots, i need to taste you.” Schlatt muttered against her lips, his own traveling further down. Sloppy wet smooches placed down her neck. Schlatt pulled off her shirt, revealing her perfect tits. Schlatt’s mouth eventually makes its way from her lips to her other lips. Y/n bare pussy right in front of his face. Schlatt gripped her legs, swinging them overr his shoulders. He teased a bit, kissing the insides of her thighs. “Schlatt..” She whined, grinding her hips against nothing. “So impatient..” He said, smirking. Yet he gave in, licking a broad stripe from her hole to clit. Y/n let out a gasp of air, hands practically teleporting back to Schlatt’s hair. Schlatt groaned against her, the vibration shocking her to the core. “Sir.. please..” She whimpered, not knowing what she was beginning for.

Hearing her words, Schlatt begins to lap at her hole. holding her hips, almost leaving a bruise.

Whines, moans, and gasps filled the room along with the lewd sounds of slurping and sucking. “Jesus fucking christ..! Jay..” Schlatt looks up at her, writhing and back arching. His tongue moves quicker, eager to get inside her. “Oh-ohmy-Fuck!” She shouts out, her grip on Schlatt’s hair unbelievably tight. “im gunna-holyshit-im gunna cum“ He groaned against y/n, encouraging her orgasm. The vibration was just enough to get her thighs shaking and pussy dripping. “Fuck toots..” Schlatt mumbles, sitting on his knees, still between her legs. Schlatt looks down, his cock straining against his sweats.

“I need to have you. Right fucking now.”

He says through gritted teeth. Y/n, still panting, spreads her legs. Her own juices and Schlatt’s saliva mixed and covering her lower body in the sticky substance. When she sees him staring at the sight below, then her face. Y/n bites her lip shyly, turning her face away. “Awhh c’mon baby.. dont hide that pretty face f’me.” He said, grabbing her chin, shoving his thumb between her pink lips. “Look at me while i fuck you.” Schlatt grabs at her ankle, lifting it over his shoulder.

 “You ready?” He asks, pausing. His thumb now out of her mouth and wiped on the comforter bellow. Schlatt’s hand holds Y/n, rubbing his thumb across the soft flesh of her hip. “Mhm, ‘m ready.” She says, her voice oddly soft yet rough. A grin spreads on his face, leaning down to press a chaste kiss to her lips. “I love you so fuckin’ much sweetheart..” Y/n, a smile on her face, parts her lips to say something back. Instead she is interrupted by the feeling of Schlatt pushing into her. Her eyes flutter shut, “Shit- Schlatt..” she looks up to see Schlatt, her lower thigh in his left hand and her soft tummy under his right. 

Y/n grabs at his hand in her stomach, holding on for dear life as he pistols himself into her. In search for anything to ground herself, her hand moves from his hand to his neck. Pulling him down, she kisses him, moaning into them. “Fuck- baby..” Y/n mutters out, “ ‘m close.” Schlatt, who’s no longer hold her thigh but now holding himself up, arm planted beside her head.

“Oh yeah? Where do you want me toots?” Schlatt asks, feeling his cock slightly throb inside her. It takes a moment for Y/n to answer, her mind fuzzy. “Inside.” She blurts out, eyebrows knitted together. Schlatt chuckles, “Fuck yeah baby. Such a dirty girl, want’n me to fill her up.” He says between grunts and moans into her ear. “I bet you’d look so fuckin hot with a round tummy and huge tits.” Y/n moans out, back arching into him. “Jay- Fuck i mean- Sir, please can i cum..?” Y/n begs, her eyes practically rolling into the back of her head. 

“Go ahead toots, fuckin cum for me.” Schlatt says, the euphoric feeling of Y/n cunt spasming around his dick sending him over the edge. “FuckFuckFuck-“ He moans out, cumming inside her. Sitting up Schlatt, carefully pulls out. Making quick work of cleaning them both up with a nearby towel from the bedside table.

 “How ya feelin bubs?” he asks, laying beside Y/n, pulling her closer to his chest. “m good..” She muttered, snuggling into Schlatt 

“i love you Jay..”

“I love ya too Y/n”

im ab to say some controversial shit…

I HATE TWINK SCHLATT 😣😣

there.. i said it..

i love my big guy ❤️❤️‼️

oh my..