Let Me Cook.

updated intro!!

its been a year 😎

Helloo my name is lovergirlforlife, you can call me lovergirl or just girl idrc 🤷‍♂️

im in college and majoring to become a teacher!!

i like writing but im not good at it LMAO

some fandoms/interests i want to write about are..

Chuckle Sandwich, Smosh, Hadestown, DC, Yellowjackets, Politics (crackfics), BMC, DEH, Epic the musical, Shameless, and Heartstopper!!

If u want a fic js request it!!

this is a 18+ blog 😬

the way i need this is absolutely biabolical. (did i spell that right?)

fellas y'all cool with your girl making more money than you?

ladies y'all cool with-

ERIKKK

DROP A WILLIAM LISTENER, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

snipbit

this isnt the whole thing to the mirror fic but i feel the beed to post something sp heres half of it! (smut under cut) mdni

“Fuck-!” Y/n cried out, Schlatt hitting every sweet spot she didnt even know she had. “Such a good girl f’me-“ Schlatt said in between jagged breaths. “Letting me fuck you like this, like a little slut.” Schlatt whispers in her ear, one hand leaving her hip to rub circles on her clit. 

Y/n faced her full length mirror that was positioned at the edge of the bed against the wall. Watching as her body jerked forward when Schlatt gave particularly rough thrusts. She was on all fours, her head raised to look at herself being fucked senseless. 

Schlatt grabbed Y/n’s hair, yanking her upper body up so that her back was flush against his chest. “Look at you.. looking like a fuckin’ whore, gettin’ fucked silly.” Schlatt kisses her neck, softly biting the sensitive skin. “Schlatt-Babe-“ Y/n begins, before yelping when Schlatt gives her cunt a slap. “Nuh uh, thats not what you call me is it baby?” Y/n moans, “Sorry- Fuck- Sir. I’m gunna cum soon-“ Schlatt chuckles, “Atta girl, such a good listener.” Schlatt sped up to a brutal pace, his grip on y/n’s hips was bound to leave some bruising.

yes, babygirl IS a 6’3, 25 year old new yorker man. what about it?

i hate you equally current schlatt and twink schlatt dw 🩷 current schlatt is underrepresented on this blog and i will never NOT like the big guy he is so silly if not more silly now.. reminiscing on the past makes me forget to appreciate what I have!

song: everything i know about love by laufey

he’s such a goober im so obsessed with his weird dumb face

BOOOOOOOBS

erm..

so uh idk how to make a google form and its asking me to do a bunch of shit that I aint doing too uhh I guess I'll make a poll? idk but uh here are some characters that I know and are willing to write about.

pretty please..? (+ me js rambling)

can someone make more guy/honey fanfics? preferably with bear shifter honey. 🤭🍕❤️

super bummed that guy isn’t in AprilFooliesverse.. 😕

(can u tell i’m typing this on my phone and not laptop)

also jame’s video kept making me giggle cause i’m in love with the stoner trope (don’t ask)

i have school tomorrow, i feel like i should go to bed early but i really don’t want to. in the words of Guy, ‘fuck future me.’

i want my very own Guy 🙁🙁☹️☹️

i hate him. (i wanna kiss him on the mouth)

as a broke person i kept buying books and slurpies during spring break.

I might end up js passing out while listening to daveys playlist. (he’s so babygirl. I’m waiting for the double wedding)

lowkey disappointed i didn’t have a question 4 u Guys tonight 😖😢

anyone else listen to the new smosh song? Submissive and Breedable

‘she spongin’ on my bob- until im ready! 🤓☝️’

Also wtf guys 😕

where u guys find out Guys canonically a writer??

also who else thinks Naomi from 21 chump street (the musical cause i’m a nerd) is a bitch. No hate on the actress- tbh props to her tho, she’s a good actress- but like i hate her sm. She’s in a musical with Johnathan Groff and fuckin harry potter (i forgot his name. i wanna say andrew ranalls but i know that’s super wrong) i haven’t heard/watched it yet so yeah.

i really don’t want the Redacted hyperfixation to end. i wanna keep this with me for as long as possible.

holy fuck it’s like 4 am.

RAGGHHHH

foaming at the mouth rn cause of milo’s new audio. HE SOUNDS SOOOO MUCH FINER THEN USSAL. AND WHEN HE WAS CALMING SH DOWN >>>>>

HELP????

THE WAY THE NEW MILO AUDIO HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD IS FUCKING INSANE, IT HASNT BEEN OUT FOR 48 HOURS AND IM ALREADY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WHILE LISTENING??

(Praying that once Erik gets monetized YouTube doesn't take them down..)

OH YEAH AND LASKOS BARK BARK BARK. 'the whole time?!-we- the whole time??' he's so babygirl. (Getting the strap rn) EW NO WAY I JS TYPED THAT. (Im keeping it in cause I dot like deleting stuff.

anyways super excited to see who's next !! (praying that it's David or Guy..)