Enid: I Think You’d Probably Survive A Zombie Apocalypse.

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

Enid: Yoko, we need your help with something.

Yoko: Great. Who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule.

Yoko: But that rule is negotiable if the kids a dick.

Enid: *holding a scooter* OMG can I ride this outside??

Wednesday: Okay sure? I'm not your mother.

Enid: *runs off*

Wednesday: Not in the street!!

Thank you so much, I know it is a long way but I will keep trying until I succeed

So, I don't even know if anyone will ever see this post and pay attention to it, but I am currently almost a week without my antidepressants and I have started to go down the rabbit hole of thinking I'll never be able to get top surgery or any kind of surgery... I am barely able to buy the testosterone without going to doctors appointment, I don't even know if doing that will unalive me but I rather die trying to be who I want than live miserable...

Hey people, just wanted to show you some of what I believe are my best pictures I have taken ( I recently changed phones and these are the recent ones I have, I had better ones) any way, let me know what you think of them, I also have pictures I have taken of me and of my gf that I believe are 100% better than these, I work better with a model haha. Let me know if you would like to see those too!

The raven and siren sit in the kitchen drinking their tea as they watch Wednesday’s daughter and friend constructing something in the backyard.

Bianca: What are they doing out there?

Wednesday: Oh it’s some science experiment for school.

Bianca: Does it have to involve a lot of fireworks?

Wednesday: It was actually my idea.

Bianca: Of course it was. By the way I was meaning to ask….

Wednesday: Yeah?

Bianca: So she’s your daughter. You and Enid’s?

Wednesday: Correct.

Bianca: How…. how did that happen exactly?

Wednesday: Oh I’m glad you asked. You see-

-Outside-

Wenclair Daughter: LETS LIGHT THIS SUCKER!

Yokovina Daughter: Shouldn’t we be wearing some kind of protective gear or something?!

Wenclair Daughter: Pfftt maybe you can. That’s no fun. Alright, let’s do this. *lights up the fireworks*

-Inside-

Bianca: That’s….. interesting.

Wednesday: Interesting indeed.

Bianca: Was that the same thing with Yoko and Divina’s daughter?

Wednesday: Oh well that’s different. You see they-

*EXPLOSION*

The two run out of the house to check on the girls in the backyard.

Bianca: What happened?!

Wenclair Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.

Yokovina Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.

Wednesday: *shaking her head* I told you you were doing it wrong.

Wednesday: Mark my words, Tanaka. I’ll get my revenge on you. Maybe not today or tomorrow. But when you least expect it.

Yoko nervous: Oh god.

-A few weeks later-

Enid runs into a desheveled Yoko in the hallway

Enid: Oh my god, Yoko. Are you okay? I haven’t seen you around, what’s up?

Yoko: Wednesday is gonna get back at me for what I did. I don’t know what or how but I haven’t been able to sleep for almost a month.

Enid: Uh Yoko I think-

Yoko runs away: I gotta go!!!!!

-In the room-

Enid: Wends? Are you ever going to get your revenge on Yoko?

Wednesday at her typewriter: I already have.

Wednesday looks back at Enid with an evil grin

Enid: Oh my god Wednesday!

Wednesday: Just a few more days okay? I just want her to suffer a little bit longer.