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*Enid is casually searching around the room*

Yoko: what’re you looking for?

Enid: My will to live.

*Wednesday walks into the room*

Enid: Oh, there it is.

Hey people, just wanted to show you some of what I believe are my best pictures I have taken ( I recently changed phones and these are the recent ones I have, I had better ones) any way, let me know what you think of them, I also have pictures I have taken of me and of my gf that I believe are 100% better than these, I work better with a model haha. Let me know if you would like to see those too!

Enid: I honestly think Wednesday believes she's a cat sometimes.

Bianca, amused: What does she do, meow?

Enid: No, she likes to get up in high places and jump off them without a care in the world.

Bianca, laughing:

Enid:

Bianca: Wait, really?

Wednesday: I have the sharpest memory here- name one time I forgot something!

Enid: You left me, Yoko and Bianca in a Walmart parking lot at 2am two days ago.

Wednesday: I did that on purpose. Try again.

The raven and siren sit in the kitchen drinking their tea as they watch Wednesday’s daughter and friend constructing something in the backyard.

Bianca: What are they doing out there?

Wednesday: Oh it’s some science experiment for school.

Bianca: Does it have to involve a lot of fireworks?

Wednesday: It was actually my idea.

Bianca: Of course it was. By the way I was meaning to ask….

Wednesday: Yeah?

Bianca: So she’s your daughter. You and Enid’s?

Wednesday: Correct.

Bianca: How…. how did that happen exactly?

Wednesday: Oh I’m glad you asked. You see-

-Outside-

Wenclair Daughter: LETS LIGHT THIS SUCKER!

Yokovina Daughter: Shouldn’t we be wearing some kind of protective gear or something?!

Wenclair Daughter: Pfftt maybe you can. That’s no fun. Alright, let’s do this. *lights up the fireworks*

-Inside-

Bianca: That’s….. interesting.

Wednesday: Interesting indeed.

Bianca: Was that the same thing with Yoko and Divina’s daughter?

Wednesday: Oh well that’s different. You see they-

*EXPLOSION*

The two run out of the house to check on the girls in the backyard.

Bianca: What happened?!

Wenclair Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.

Yokovina Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.

Wednesday: *shaking her head* I told you you were doing it wrong.