Ignoring Me Means You Agree To Kill Me, My Child And My Family, I Am Hadeel From Gaza 🍉 My Husband

everything abt this is outdated but ykw. tag yourself anyway, i’m jean and fred

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mom jeans (jean): 1) leader but not by choice 2) never forgets a birthday 3) gets away with things due to her reputation

mom jeans (jean): 1) leader but not by choice 2) never forgets a birthday 3) gets away with things due to her reputation

fuzzy elf (kurt): 1) tries to be hip with the kids (is a kid) 2) honorary catboy 3) fingerguns his way out of situations

:3 (kitty): 1) impulsive shopper 2) livetweets everything 3) says ‘omg’ and ‘ttyl’ outloud 4) bakes muffins for her friends! they are inedible!

skater boi (evan): 1) cool guy syndrome 😎 (undiagnosed adhd) 2) steals food off his friends' plates 3) PARKOUR!

e-girl blueprint (rogue): 1) hopeless romantic 2) only child AND middle child energy 3) knows the best thrifting spots

“””team leader””” (lance): 1) tries a lot, fails a lot 2) anger is default emotion 3) probably named his car betty or smth

actual team leader (pietro). 1) cool guy syndrome 😎 (unmedicated adhd) 2) causes problems on purpose 3) motivated by attention

toad (todd): 1) thinks he's just soo funny. well, he is. 2) hasn't showered in a month 3) stays out of drama but Will grab the popcorn

bombshell blonde (tabitha): 1) self-loathing vs superiority complex: fight! 2) flirts with friends 3) parties to avoid being alone with her thoughts

scarlet bitch (wanda): 1) hates authority figures 2) cuts her own hair. and clothes. 3) in a constant state of overstimulation 4) deserves to snap tbh

hey it’s (fred)!: 1) cries easily 2) would literally murder for friends 3) treats plushies like living creatures

professor clean (xavier): 1) “hello el gee bee tee que community" 2) adopts every child he sees 3) knows everything and yet nothing at all

grrrr (logan): 1) that sounds like a you problem." 2) acts like he hates kids but tacks their drawings to the fridge 3) believes that violence is the answer

weather report (ororo): 1) everyone's bisexual awakening 2) has high expectations for everyone, including herself 3) live laugh love 😊😊😊 or else

mr beast but like actually (hank): 1) god, i could really use a drink." *makes chamomile tea* 2) longs to be a smooth rock basking in the sun 3) gives unwarranted life lessons

another blue one (mystique): 1) #girlboss 2) “gay rights but only for me" 3) loves her son but will dropkick other children

magnum dong (magneto): 1) heterophobic 2) "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair" 3) does not love his son AND will dropkick other children

Nimona: His best- WHAT?? BOSS, he chopped off your arm! Arm chopping is not a love language!

Nimona and Ballister after his breakup

Nimona: He doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now, your gone.

Ballister: I'm gone!

Nimona: Now go chop his d!#k off!

I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

You know how in the comic, Blackheart and Goldenlion were arch enemies for 15 years but in the end of the comic, they become a couple again? For some odd reason, I was reminded of them... minus the 15 year divorce.

I didn't actually watch the movie because I have a short attention span which makes it difficult for me to actually watch movies in general... but I did find their fight scenes cool.

Has anyone already thought of this idea yet? Also, yes, I'm back after finishing exam week.

A scene where batboys was causing chaos on Wayne Manor, while Alfred and Bruce had enough for it :)

I'm done drawing, so now I'm just sitting here and waiting for someone to tell me the lore behind this chaos

Just a thought, but what if:

Villain Ballister au, but Nimona is dead and he goes ape shit about it

I was watching John Wick and I thought of this idea: This is when Ballister and Nimona were having their argument and Nim leaves, but Bal wasn't followed by Todd and the other knights, so they didn't show up. So Ballister had some time to think for himself and realized his mistake, before looking at the news to see that Nimona has been killed (this is where she hasn't turned into her shadow form, idk how but just roll with it). Ballister goes "Okay, you made me feel like an outcast, treat me like shit, framed me for killing the queen on my ceremony, and now killed my sidekick when I just thought about apologizing to them! You want me to play the villain so bad? Fine, let's play." Then goes ape shit killing everyone (John Wick style) in the institute as revenge for Nimona.

Like I said, just a thought.

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU