Happy Mario Day, Tumblr! On This Day, We Celebrate The Video Game Character That May Have Very Well Saved

When the TBH sells Hard-boiled eggs.

Lorule's bow, sword and shield for Ravio, the coward.

Something for artists who like the Meteos series! I challenge you to create an offspring of two separate aliens, like a Hevendorian and a Gravitase, or Bavoomian and a Boggobian. And don't just splice a head onto a different body.

I agree fully. My account is a safe space for the gay! Homophobes can go and jump off a cliff if they don't have an unbelievably good reason!

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

Everyone in my family, bar me, is short. I am average.

The singularity's not gonna come until the sun death of Earth.

You know what? I don't care how nice you are, if you mock someone over the fact that they're not as unrealistically slim as those downright IMPOSSIBLE supermodels, or that they're BREATHING TOO HARD (like, what the actual fuck?!) you deserve to rot in Sub-Hell.

the fact that fat people are made to feel bad about everything down to how loud or hard they are breathing says a lot about this society

D'awwwwwww!

A child came by the Center today, looking for advice to capture his first partner Pokemon. Specifically, he had his heart set on a Doduo. I was unsure that a two-headed Pokemon would be suitable for one's first partner, especially once it evolves, but a few of us who had a moment explained how to care for one, and that his best bet would be in Kanto, near Tohjo Falls, which would take quite a bit of experience for a Trainer to get to.

He was so determined, however, a nurse eventually asked him why he was so fixated on Doduo. His response...

"There's two heads. That's more friend per friend!"

I get a strange feeling he will be all right.

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Some absolutely stupid signs. My favourite is the "NOT TO BE OPERATED BY £<"(WITS" one.