Luebirdd - ;)

Imagine an AU where everyone in cale's party dies against white star.

But cale's party has the chance to contact the older cale to win without any losses

So they have two cales living in the same house.

A traumatized one, and another even more traumatized.

And after that they will try to help old cale to deal better with his traumas.

I think it would make an interesting fic.

I think Choi Han should kiss cale

I think alver should kiss cale

I think krs should kiss cale

I think cjs should kiss cale

I think lsh should kiss cale

I think everyone should kiss cale

have you drank water today?

Almost 500 ml

Dazai: are we flirting?

Chuuya: I just punched you into a wall

Dazai: yeah got that, still confused

Chuuya: would me strangling you help?

Dazai: STILL FUCKINF CONFUSED CHUUYA

It's crazy how the film of unicorn wars is literally blood, war, death, a pretty accurate angel (??), and the fandom is "furry sex😍😍😍"

Btw gordi is cute

I saw this alcale interaction and I couldn't not comment, it was like this:

*cale do a huuuge big shit*

Cale: hey, hyung, I-

Alberu: hyung? I'm the crown prince bich, shut up, call me your highness

Cale: ok your magesty🤗

*alver discovers that cale do a good shit*

Cale: hey you magesty, I-

Alberu: why aren't you calling me hyung?☹️call me hyung

.

And that's my interpretation

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Cale must have been like: wasn't I the son of a bitch?

Has kim!cale ever thought of og!cale?

Yee but mostly at the beginning of tcf. Honestly shoutout to krs for giving details abt og cale and getting everyone obsessed w the guy. Those little details of “he only threw bottles at criminals and thugs” and “he was never rude to his step family despite famously being rude trash” rlly spawned a lot of og cale stans

Just tcf fandom

Cale are u ok?

I've wanted to do some incorrect quotes with the ancient powers since I rarely see them (+some Cale and Nelan Barrow for funsies)

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Super rock: Anyone d-

Crazy kid: Depressed?

Glutton: Drained?

Thief: Dumb?

Cheapskate : Disliked?

Super rock: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Thief: Glutton was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Glutton: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Thief: Glutton , you ate a chair

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Super rock: You're a loose cannon, Crazy kid.

Crazy kid: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Glutton: I think you play by your own rules.

Thief: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Super rock: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Crazy kid: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Cheapskate is a loose cannon.

Cheapskate : *smashes a chair*

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Super rock: We need to distract these guys

Crazy kid: Leave it to me

Crazy kid: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Glutton, Thief, and Cheapskate : *Immediately begin arguing*

Cale, listening to them in his head: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Super rock: Favorite horror movie?

Crazy kid : It

Glutton: Saw

Thief: Annabelle

Cheapskate : High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Super rock: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Nelan Barrow: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Glutton: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Nelan, learn to listen.

Thief: What if it bites itself and I die?

Cheapskate: That’s voodoo.

Crazy kid: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Crazy kid: That’s correlation, not causation.

Thief: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Cheapskate: That’s kinky.

Super rock: Oh my God.

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Crazy kid: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Thief: Oh, you’ve been?

Crazy kid: Once. In Monopoly.

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Cheapskate: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Super Rock: What's that?

Cheapskate: Remorse code.

Super Rock: I'm even angrier now.

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Crazy kid: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Cheapskate : We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Crazy kid: Yes!

Glutton: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

I know that it will never happen, but CALE FIGHTING. IMAGINE. mainly with daggers or bows (daggers are cooler and Ron also teaches him) and I see how hot it's, AND IT'S VERY HOT