Time Family AU

Dean : I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Jack, seriously : Maybe you’re pregnant.

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Castiel : *Visibly panicking Flying away*

Dean :

Jack : hun?

Later, Dean talking to Sam

Dean : I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. Jack for suggesting that, or Castiel because he almost had a panic attack.

Sam dying of laughter : oH mY gOD!

Computer : Please enter a password.

Snart : *type Barry*

Computer : Your password is too weak.

Snart : How fucking DARE YOU-

Snart made this post 😂

Dean : Did Cas just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Sam : Yeah, he did.

Dean : And did I just do finger guns back?

Sam : Yeah, you did.

Just thinking about steddie+Chribin(Rossy) having platonic/romantic cuddle when they all sleep together🙏❤️

#platonicStobin

#PlatonicChriddie

Jason : Why am I the bad guy?

Dick : I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

Dean : SAM!?

Sam : Name, could be fine?

Dean : SAMUEL!!

Castiel : Full name? Not looking so good.

Dean : SAMUEL WINCHESTER!!!

Castiel : You are in trouble.

Dean : YOU TOO CASTIEL ANGEL OF THE LORD WINCHESTER.

Billy : Why do you always attack me with words?

Steve : Why ? Do you want me to use my Bat?

Pepper : Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Rhodey : It was Tony.

Happy : Boss broke it.

Jarvis : Sir did it.

Tony :

Tony : ...yOU PROMISED-

Eddie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Steve: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.