Time Family AU

Eddie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Steve: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Coldflash.

one of the most ship dynamics of all time

Snart : *Laying face down on the bar*

Lisa : So Flash said he liked you?

Snart, muffled : Yeah.

Mick :

Mick : and you asked him to marry you?

Snart : Yeah...

Lisa : And??!! How’d he react?!

Snart : I Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more!

*Meanwhile*

Barry, kicking in the door to the iris’s room with 12 bottles of champagne : Iris! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!

Steve : What did you do?

The party :

Steve : You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Eddie : Stevie I need my-

Steve : *hands him is phone*

Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-

Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*

Eddie :

Eddie : Marry me?

Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.

I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one

Just thinking about steddie+Chribin(Rossy) having platonic/romantic cuddle when they all sleep together🙏❤️

#platonicStobin

#PlatonicChriddie

Makino has engraved and implanted manners into ace's head to the point this man will apologize and introduce himself even to the weirdest and cruelest of people.

He would hit his head on a wall and apologize for hitting it.

He would introduce himself to the fleet admiral if he didn't know who he was.

Ace: *first time in the moby dick and lost his way below deck due to the ridiculously large interior* Where do i- *hits a wall* oh im sorry, please exuse me *bows and walks away*

Whitebeard pirate 1: did he just-?

Whitebeard pirate 2: DID HE APOLOGIZE TO THE WALL?!

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Ace: *on a misson on a random island and encounters a navy vice Admiral* Very nice to meet you *bows head in respect*.

Vice admiral: did- *stutters* did this pirate-

Navy captain: yes sir, he did.

*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

Steve over the phone : I'm busy. Studying. Naked!

Eddie over the phone : Is that supposed to keep me away?

Ten minutes later...

Steve : Eddie? You're at my house!

Eddie : And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.

Dean : Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Dean : Castiel is still mad about it, but me and Charlie were drunk and thought it was funny.