Thank You To Everyone Who Got Me To 2500 Likes!

Reblog this post with a photo of your 'hear me outs.' To make y'all feel better, here's mine (T o T)

I would love for there to be a continuation of this where Hanako makes a gem out of Yashiro's love again, only to be surprised and see that this time, her love is directed at him (lol)

Kamome Valentine Company

February 11th, 2023 -> February 14th, 2023

Translations and images from the Jibaku-Shounen Hanako-Kun Wiki page and AidaIro's Twitter

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February 11th

Narrator

"Here is the Kamome Valentine Company. This sparkling shop collects love from humans and processes those feelings into precious stones to sell."

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Narrator

"Many different customers visit this shop. There are ones who come looking to buy special accessories, of course, and ones who come to manufacture their or another's love into gems. There are also those who come wanting to sell off love itself..."

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Narrator

"But, for whatever reason, it seems like business is slow at the shop. And that is because......"

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Company Manager Tsukasa

"Welcome, young lady. Are you here to sell some love? I'll take anything, no matter how damaged it may be～"

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Company Manager Hanako

"If you're here to sell, then sell to me. I'll manufacture you a sparkly one that'll fetch for a high price."

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Narrator

"This shop has two managers. The store's management policies are kind of up in the air, so they are once again bickering over who gets to handle the love without any regard for their client."

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Narrator

"But Valentine's is drawing near! As it's almost the most lucrative day of the year, the managers have decided that whoever collects the most love―"❤️" before Valentine's'll do whatever the other asks of them. The battle over who will control the future of this store begins now!"

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Narrator

"The contest to see who can collect the most ❤️s!"

Company Manager Hanako

"You want your love to be handled with care, don't you? If I win, I'll make your love really shine. It'll be a one-of-a-kind gem, one that'll sparkle forever; you'll never be able to forget it."

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Narrator

"The contest to see who can collect the most ❤️s!"

Company Manager Tsukasa

"You have some love you're ready to just throw away, right? If you pick me, I'll take that heart you don't need, your unrequited love, crush and mix it ALL up and turn it into an accessory for you. I'll let you forget all about it."

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Narrator

"The jewel-making staff have joined the battle!? They're aiming to collect the most ❤️ and steal the manager's positions!"

Mokke Craftsman 1

"We will become the CEO, and shape your love into a mokke."

Mokke Craftsman 2

"We'll become millionaires."

Mokke Craftsman 3

"The managers will become our slaves."

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Narrator

"The contest will be held until the day before Valentine's, February 13th. Who will the victory go to――!?"

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February 13th

Company Manager Hanako

"Looks like I win. Well then, I'll be taking your feelings of love. ...Don't worry, after I refine it, it'll be so pretty you won't be able to tell the original color."

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Company Manager Hanako

"Alright, let's see the details of this love... Ah, it says that the senpai you admired at work already had 5 girlfriends. I see, well then, why don't we get right to the jewelry processing!"

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Heart-Broken Woman

"Ah, I feel so refreshed! It's amazing that a broken heart can be turned into such a pretty gemstone like that! From now on whenever I look at that shiny jewel, I'll remember that love, huh..."

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Heart-Broken Woman

"The Coelacanth Prince and I's two-year sweet love ❤️ Those easy-going days we spent swimming along the coral reefs where the sashimi danced……❤️ …………Huh? I had that kind of love???"

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Company Manager Hanako

"Come again any time~"

Company Manager Tsukasa

"I lost. What do you want me to do?"

Company Manager Hanako

"Hm? Oh, that's right, well..."

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Company Manager Hanako

"To start with, gimme some chocolate."

Company Manager Tsukasa

"Here you go."

Narrator

"The End. 💘"

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February 14th

[English version translated by ROF]

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I have to get something off my chest real quick.

*inhale*

I don't ship Aoikane. I don't like it. Well, mainly because I don't like Akane.

Sorry :/

Tell me these songs aren't the ESSENCE of Hananene, I freaking dare you

I love gaining more reasons to stan Yashiro as a character 💗

Notice how just about every other apparition going after Nene has to dismantle her strength first? Ghosts---GHOSTS---have to make elaborate plans just to even GET TO HER because they know full fact she'll whoop they a---

It honestly shocks me how virtually no one in the TBHK fandom is talking about how physically strong Yashiro is. She is a lot stronger than we give her credit for.

Haters will call it glaze, but I call it appreciation.

Now, let me make this clear for anyone who wants to be like, "well, ackshually--" yes, I know that Yashiro doesn't have the same amount of physical strength as Hanako---of course she doesn't. Hanako, despite having the build of a stick, is capable of taking down entities twice his size with just his willpower and a knife.

Hanako has obviously had more than enough time to adapt to the world around him and thus got adequate fighting skills as a result of that. No question that Yashiro obviously is not on the same physical wavelength. But y'all aren't going to gaslight me into saying that Yashiro can't throw hands.

Sure, we can argue that some of these moments were for comedic effect, but I don't think it downplays her feats here. She might not have Isekai level fighting skills, but she knows how to get rrready to rrrumble.

Heck, from the very start when her and Hanako's bond was first officialized by the mermaid scale, Hanako teases her (like the jackoff he is) and Yashiro responds by elbowing this nickel clean in the NECK. In fact, she elbows him so hard, it KNOCKS him over into the DESKS.

Yes, we could also argue in this moment that Yashiro didn't mean to actually hurt him since she didn't know she could touch him. But the fact she even still threw hands at him says quite a bit to me.

In fact, the added notion that she thought she COULDN'T harm him makes it more effective in displaying her strength in being able to fully topple this boy over. Because if that's what she was gonna do ironically, how strong would she be if she were to seriously throw hands? (Don't worry, that question is answered later in this post)

Yashiro since then continues to throw hands with Hanako whenever he gets on her nerves. She beats on Hanako nearly every other crescent moon, but Hanako deals with it because he's a masochist. There's no other explanation I can provide for why he lets her do this stuf to him.

There's no way he's NOT actively letting her hurt him with the amount of physical strength Hanako clearly has and has been shown to have (this dude won a fight against floating scissors in the Misaki Stairs, for crying out loud---)

Did we forget that time in the spinoff manga where she managed to pin him down to the floor with a MOP?

Or what about that time Yashiro heard him talk about her and so she defied physics and attacked from the side HEAD FREAKING FIRST?

"Oh but that's just her and Hanako's dynamic--"

Fear not, dear reader, because there's many more instances of Yashiro casually flexing her strength and agility.

There was a time within the Misaki Stairs arc where Yashiro literally runs and glides across a DOLL to jump up, then lands perfectly, and reaches Yako's yorishiro. Even Hanako was shocked.

Oh, that's not enough?

Well, let me introduce you to a (not-so) wonderful being known as Nakahara from Chapter 115, who pinned Yashiro to a wall and she (rightfully) responded by UPPERCUTTING HIM from the JAW, doing a FRONT FLIP across the guy's CHEST, landing on the floor perfectly, and speeding off away from him.

Comedic, exaggerated, or not, you can't deny that's some pretty impressive stuff.

I don't care what no one says, Yashiro can throw hands when it counts.

A part of me legit wants to see an alien x human female couple in media where the alien learns about periods, and they're just frantically caring for their female human s/o and desperately trying not to mess anything up because they've literally never heard of menstruation, but feel completely horrible about the fact their s/o suffers through it.

Alien: You're telling me that for seven days each month, you're subjected to immense agony, bleeding, and intense emotional change?

Fem Human: Yeah, pretty much.

Alien: And there's utterly nothing I can do to remove these forthcoming events?

Fem Human: Not any that would have potentially undesirable consequences depending on the person.

Alien: Oh my love, I am so terribly sorry.

If that background is considered ugly, mine are completely blasphemous. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S UGLY---

Ik the background is ugly don't look too hard LOL

I will never get over how utterly absurd Hanako's fantasies about Yashiro are. As...Hanako-esque as they are, I think it's somewhat cute how Yashiro is still the most beautiful girl to him. We don't really see him fantasize about anyone but her.

(Hanako for real said, "I'd let her buy me," I can't---)

That's not even talking about how quickly he FOLDS whenever she does take charge

At this point, Hanako just wants Yashiro to overpower him, that's it

I love everything about this picture---I hope you keep making more.

Guess it's time to make a fanfiction for Marvel's Moon Knight.

Your harassing neighbor dies. Then a bullying coworker dies in a crash. Within a month, people you’ve had bad blood with start dying. The police are watching you closely—but you haven’t done anything… at least, not that you know of.