I Need One Of These So I Can Pull It Out Of An Inside Pocket Of My Coat Every Once In A While And Take

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

Tumblr is pretty cool but I think to improve what I'm shown and have the feed be a little more personalized they should have a kill button that kills the poster irl

all skeletons are now alive

i can only cum if im facing towards true north

i thought i was introverted turns out i was just a loser

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.