Day dreaming
Lately you had been getting headaches. Right around the time your roommate gave you those nice audio tapes!
At first the gentle recording helped dull the pain. But then that wasn't enough.
Strangely shaving your body helped. As did rubbing fake tan into your temples and all over your body. At least for a little while.
Aspirin didn't seem to work. Some little pink pills did tho. But then the dull headache returned and your chest and booty were a little sore too.
You tried to sooth your head. Massaging your scalp with long hair extensions temporarily helped. As did applying gaudy makeup over and over until it was immaculate. But you couldn't do those things forever!
When the headaches returned you tried to focus on something else. Like staring at your plumped lips. Or your big titties. When did you get those? It was so hard to remember with the pounding in your head.
Your last solution was to think less. Not use your brain at all. It worked until you started daydreaming about cute outfits and bigger body upgrades. Even those happy thoughts were a bit too much to handle.
But eventually...by magic...the migraines stopped! You wondered if thinking less meant there was nothing in your head to hurt. You vowed to only have simple thoughts from that day forward. Thoughts like "Wow I look hot! Yay!" or "Ooooh I love pink!" The kind of things the tapes say to you over and over and over.
Finally your headaches were replaced by a sense of euphoria. You loved your body. You loved your outfits. You loved being a bimbo! Life was sooooo much better this way.
stop pretending you’re more than a dumbslut
i’m a dumbslut and it’s time to make sure i’m not hiding it from anyone.
it should be obvious to anyone dolly comes across that shes silly and small and shouldn’t be allowed to be taken seriously
here’s how this little sluthole is going to make sure everyone knows what a dummy she is:
turn off autocaps
you don’t need a computer making you look smart. being dumb is good. there’s no shame in it. it’s who we are.
no words over 3 syllables
a good limit for any girl. big words are for Superiors.
big words, big smarts, big important.
small words, small minds, happy girls.
word over 3 and cant thinkie of a diff. one? cut it down! yes it will look silly … so?
numbers not words
12 not twelve.
why make it hard on that silly little head, numbers are so much prettier and easy to understand.
keep/turn on predictive text. and then delete all the bad words!
every time a word comes up that is 3+ sylls, go to settings and remove it from your phone vocab.
make sure that soon even your phone only predicts small words for you, silly.
abbrevies everywhere!
for example… e.g.
monday… mon
tuesday… tues (etc)
New York City… NYC
Great Britain… GB
anything with an abbrevie should be abbrevied. make it so much easier for your little head.
use uncertain filler noises and pauses
make sure you are ummmming and uhhhhing your way through everything.
you’re too slow to deliver a full sentence without faltering. people who do that aren’t silly little sluts. but you? you’re just a silly little slut.
use ‘like’ often
im, like, really, uhhhm, good at, like, being a silly little airhead *giggles*
Double words!
slut becomes dumbslut
cunt becomes whorecunt
bimbo becomes airheadedbimbo
Always make good words better words
stop pretending this isn’t who you are.
join the fun side.
come be happy knowing that you’re not hurting your little head on things we can’t help, let smarties do that, let them worry.
you just sit and be pretty and start making yourself happy by freeing this girl who’s been trapped inside for too long.
i ♥ obey
just imagine what she think (not thinking) and make me shiver