I Look Like An Alien

"Ah, man this guy, this guy, *starts Talking with anime Inner dialogue voice* how can you be good with numbers and letters"

~slimecicle

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

WHO WANT ME!!

im mentally well i PROMISE…

You talk so fucking much

I wanna staple your mouth closed

(also not directed at anyone)

AHHHHHHHHHGH THEY NEED TO KNOWWWW

He's such a slut (he has a nice smile)

burps go my dandy

this was like the first actual dandys world fanart i ever made, still like it lalala

ignore the old watermark i rebranded recently </3

does anyone real quick wanna hold me in their arms and talk sweetly and gently to me and make me feel so soothed and calm and safe because they love me so much

need this man to fuck me silly

An Author

I heard @diary-of-a-loser-boy wrote an eight verse song about #scott westerfeld ?????