Funkytown.

My main goal I’m life is to end up in one of Seymour’s binge compilations. I shall climb the ranks until I meet the Gods of this site. Puki, Gaud, I’m coming for you.

The Victorian desire to hide all of your base urges in a pit of shame until you develop a chemical that allows you to create your own real life alter ego, only to be found out by your lawyer friend and your butler after you accidentally kill a man and lock yourself in your room forever.

Petition to give Frankenstein’s monster a genuine name. I’m sick of getting the two confused.

And, to help with the cause, I have prepared a couple possible names

Stitchy

Frank jr.

OH GOD WHAT IS THAT

Steve

He looks so offended what did you tell him-

gay lanyon I mean gay robert I mean Dr. these nuts I MEAN

I KNOW ITS CUTE BUT ITS INCORRECT!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO UNHINGE YOUR JAW LIKE A SNAKE AMD EAT THEM ALL AT ONCE!!!! SEEDS AND EVERYTHING!!!

This is a call out post to Doctor Henry Jekyll, you eat your pomegranate seeds one at a time and I hate you for it.

Hyde from the musical should start an ASMR channel where all he does is growl and breath into the mic like how he does in “Alive”

Not to get political but- *gets political*

Narrator kinnies are either this, dungeon masters or both

Kinning the Narrator is literally so lame LMAOOOO

Imagine needing validation so bad that you end up doing what’s worse for yourself. Sacrificing your own happiness to satisfy those around you.

Imagine talking until everyone around you is bored, and you can’t convince yourself they care anymore, no matter how they reassure you. Feeling like you’re talking to deaf ears, knowing that people tune you out after a point.

Imagine having people abandon you when you’re at your happiest, even after you try to make amends. No matter how hard you try, it seems like people hurt you. Imagine things that used to make you happy now just hurt.

Imagine having a desperate need for control and order, even if it means monotony. Imagine having the slightest change in this routine stress you out.

…not me though y’all stay safe

By unpopular demand, my asks have been opened! Ask me questions that I probably won’t answer! But wait, don’t ask yet! Not only can you ask me stuff that serves no purpose to you but to satisfy your sick curiosity, but you can also request drawings of my characters doing stuff, or OTHER characters doing stuff! (*cough cough* Spamton *cough cough*). Along with myself, you can ask my sick, twisted oc’s questions too! How fun is that!?

(Ok jokes aside I’m just really bored)

oh fuck i forgot about the clown