Red Dead Evil 2

Glad I could tickle that funny bone

Hey Sans, ever heard the pun about "Pun-ctuality"

I heard it's quite a comedic "pun-ch" though some may find it quite "pun-ishing"

Omen of death

Outfit pieces

Iguana big valley hat

Rambler Jacket (grey 1/11)

Paisley vest (white 5/11)

Stand-collar overshirt (white)

Fancy pants (10/10)

Crossback suspenders (1/9)

Multi-tonw half chaps (grey/black)

Tornado boots (grey/black)

Vaquero Spurs (9/10)

Dress tie (white)

Elk riding gloves

Sharpshooter weapon equipment (besides bandolier)

Pretty sure I got enough for 3 per person

Afternoon tea:

I have an influx of Biscotti, and I would hate the hard work of those who made them to go to waste. So I'm organising a get-together.

Come to my office and there will be tea supplied by Ikora and sweet treats.

Bring your own chair, all welcome

Question...What kinda Cookies would Cayde and Crow enjoy?

Give me your honest answer and reasoning

And if you want what cookie would your ghost enjoy

Who said everything was so serious?

Cayde: hey Kid you got my?-

MJ-2: yeah, yeah I got your 6

Cayde: well thanks

Turns to look at him

Cayde: I appreciate it-

MJ-2 holds a sticker of a number 6 in his hands

Cayde: you serious?

MJ-2: Well you are Cayde-6

Cayde:..okay you got me good this time, now let's do this before Zavala starts asking questions

TLDR:

Puns and practical jokes

The Master Gambler

Outfit pieces

Stovepipe top hat (black and red)

Rambler Jacket (Red)

Opulent vest (black)

French dress shirt (red)

Fancy pants (black)

Fine leather suspenders (blue)

Burton low shoes (black and red)

Dress tie (white)

Elk riding gloves

Gambler Gun belt and holsters

Valuables satchel

Bring out the light bearer

Good choice

hands over the hat.... it's a tiny Beret

And the bed

*it looks like it's looks decorated with card symbols*

Also a bonus

hands over card

Enough for six months of Ramen

A simple question Cayde

A year's supply of Spicy Ramen

Or

A tiny hat and a new little bed for the colonel

Tough one, tough one.

Thing is,I would want the tiny hat and bed for The Colonel because we all know she'd look great in anything,but I know Colonel would want the spicy ramen for me...I would ALSO like that for me.

That's two votes for ramen.

...

But a tiny hat for the Colonel? That's priceless. I mean, can you imagine? The Colonel would look absolutely adorable in it.

I'm going to have to be a little selfless here and choose the hat and bed.

The Colonel deserves nothin' but the best.

No man's sky

Actually pretty decent so far

Hypothetically I may took them to the pale heart ... cause I thought Why not train in the heart of where our light came from..,we kinda got separated and they got lost in one of those nightmare/memory tunnels....like the ones you and zavala experienced….and hypothetically ...saw some of past events from a certain someone's memory....and hypothetically....they may have been forced to survive some of the older battles..... like maybe a few tormentors.... few scorn abominations and hypothetically....a projection of Savathûn.....

MJ-2: heeeyyy Crow...umm small hypothetical question..if I decided to train some new lights and hypothetically ended up giving them some serious trauma....how much trouble would I be in?

When you say...serious trauma...

You're going to need to elaborate