In Heaven (or Wherever The Hell The Marauders Went)

Sirius Black the Drama Queen

"Professor McGonagall!" Sirius yelled.

The whole class turned around in their seats to stare at him.

"What is it, Mr. Black?" Professor McGonagall asked, sounding weary.

"I have to be taken to the hospital wing immediately!" Sirius cried dramatically.

"May I ask why?" Professor McGonagall asked in the same tone as before.

"I have a paper cut!" Sirius whimpered. The class broke out in laughter.

"Mr. Black, I really don't think a paper cut requires you to go to the hospital wing."

"GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD," Sirius said even more dramatically, kneeling on the floor.

Professor McGonagall had to try hard to hide her laughter. What a drama queen Sirius was. She tried to subdue him. "Mr. Black--"

"TELL JAMES'S PARENTS I LOVE THEM."

Happy Valentine’s Day from James and Lily :)

another commissioned pic for Lisa, thank you so much! ❤

James in one of his first matches ever, being a huge dork

Remus: Look, Severus, I wanted to apologize for everything we said when we were younger. I really like having you around.

Snape: No, you don't.

Remus: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.

oh peter, you’ve reached gob status

hey have we done this yet

McGonagall: Where's Mr. Black?

Peter: Doing stuff.

McGonagall: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Mr. Lupin?

Peter: Trying to stop Sirius from doing stuff.

McGonagall: Mr. Potter?

Peter: Trying to stop Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.

McGonagall: I see. And what are you doing here, Mr. Pettigrew?

Peter: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping James from stopping Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.

what's a crackship that you wrote/read ab and now genuinely ship on otp level? mine's harry/tonks HAHAHAA

OKAY WAIT. 

THIS FEELS TARGETED BC I JUST STARTED SHIPPING REGULUS/JAMES, AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT.

Okay first of all: Regulames Blotter? LOOOOL

Second: the fics for this ship are so good?? Pls write more of these bc now all I can imagine is the power couple James and Regulus would be.

Peter *looking at a map*: god, it's a barren, featureless desert out there, isn't it?

James: the other side, Peter.

Mrs. Potter: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

James: What about my job at the Quality Quidditch Supplies?

Mrs. Potter: Okay, fine. Other than work. And no owl.

James: My owl is sick.

Mrs. Potter: Then no wand.

James: I need my wand for school. Mrs. Potter: Then, no... uh... *glances at Sirius* No Sirius.

Sirius: What?! No Sirius?!

Mrs. Potter: NO SIRIUS!

What if Sirius kept using the ‘I’ve been waiting’ line for the mundane things Remus does like 

Sirius: How long ‘till dinner?

Remus: It’s going to be a few more minutes can you wait?

Sirius: I DID MY WAITING-

Remus: Oh Lord

Sirius: TWELVE YEARS OF IT-

Remus: Please stop-

Sirius: *with dramatic conviction* IN AZKABAN