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hi!!! im looking for a jily fic but i cant find it ANYWHERE so i wondered if you know the fic im talking about?? james leaves a gift for a lily in her dorm everyday (think it’s a flower?) and then one day he doesn’t and because of that her entire day goes wrong. she gets up late, runs out of shampoo etc etc it’s just a really bad day. so she gets really frustrated and the end of the day she stands up on the table in the great hall and shouts and james because he has worked his way into her routine and now he has messed it up and she doesn’t like it when her routine is messed up. she ends up asking him out in front of everyone ((: do you know what fic im talking about and do you have a link?

hiiii i don't think i do :( answering publicly incase anyone else does have an answer to this they want to shout!

Snape: Potter.

James: Snape.

Sirius: Sirius.

James: Okay, you just said your own name, mate.

Sirius: It was the only one left!

What if Sirius kept using the ‘I’ve been waiting’ line for the mundane things Remus does like 

Sirius: How long ‘till dinner?

Remus: It’s going to be a few more minutes can you wait?

Sirius: I DID MY WAITING-

Remus: Oh Lord

Sirius: TWELVE YEARS OF IT-

Remus: Please stop-

Sirius: *with dramatic conviction* IN AZKABAN

James: I'm not a nerd!

Lily [skeptic]: Mm hmm..

An hour later

James, reading a Transfiguration book before bed: So, crinus muto is one of the hardest transfiguration spells to get correct— but the wand movements here are all messed up. Huh.

like the beatles, but cooler. artofpan on tumblr

Ok so I found this really cute picture on Pintrest.... I’ll paste the link here.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/336362665904795359/

SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION

He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.

James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.

James stands up and walks out of the Great Hall.

remus lupin, you sassy creature

ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ he said he’s flattered..

Sorting Hat: SLYTHERIN

Sirius: *Walks over to Gryffindor*

Sorting Hat: I said Slytherin!

Sirius: *Spanish accent* Oh I no speak English I stay here at lion table