Song : Izzamuzzic - Shootout

“Goodbye, Sephiroth”

You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.

hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

Romance is dead, do it for the bit

Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy

You ever just stop breathing for a bit and the remember you have to and do so begrudgingly?

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.