Ok I’m So Glad Someone Said It, That’s Literally The Dream

Regulus: I’m having an internal breakdown but externally

Sirius: it doesn’t work like that, whore

Remus: shut up, I’m trying to get my daily 1 hour of sleep

James: guys, be nice

Peter: *asleep*

(This was actually a conversation that happened at my school camp)

RIGHT PERSON WRONG (LIFE) TIME SHIPS ARE THE BEST BUT ALSO THE WORST.

LIKE, YEAH I LOVE GETTING MY HEART BROKEN INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES BUT THEN I HATE MYSELF FOR DOING IT

the archivist

The truest thing I’ve ever read

Baz has a slutty man waist and Simon has daddy broad shoulders, pass it on

spreading more of my regulus headcanons!!

he is left handed.

he plays the violin and piano.

he learned french before english— all of his thoughts are in french, and he talks to himself in french.

he is autistic and has sensory issues.

he doesn’t like to eat meat, tries to eat vegetarian as often as he can.

gets attached to jewellery/pieces of clothing easily.

addicted to tea.

stays up very late, and wakes up very early.

can read latin fluently, but not speak it fluently.

blurts out random facts no matter the situation, just the most random, disturbing facts.

spoke later than other kids, having to go to speech therapy— he didn’t speak in full sentences until he started primary school.

OH MY GOD YES

"The first time we met I was looking up to you. Suppose I still am."

"Did you think I was looking down on you? When we met."

"Weren't you?"

"No. More like... admiring the view."

I had this really weird dream last night that regulus was going to work but Sirius had taken his phone and he was really upset. Then James came and stared baking him a new phone. Like full on eggs and flour and shit. It was really cute but I’m still kinda scared. Like what was that about??

In the dorms before a quidditch game (James is always in pep talk mode)

James: Sometimes life is hard, but we always bounce back

Remus: Nah

Regulus: speak for yourself

Sirius: james, I love you mate, but have you met us?

Peter: *high-fiving James because he’s a positive king*

Sirius: wait… why is regulus here?

James:

Regulus:

Dorcas: So regulus, do you have a crush on anyone?

Regulus: the only crush I have is my crushing anxiety

Regulus: and also James

(Inspired by a post by @ivysincorrectquotes!)

Every day, every single day, I hate myself for coming into the the marauders fandom. And to whoever decided that Happy Xmas (war is over) with videos of the marauders would make a good tik tok, I hope you suffer every day with the thought of the people you have hurt