This sounds like so much fun to play!
Today at after-camp daycare, we played Life and Death and God.
Basically, it’s the Game of Life but with some alterations created by the six 8-10 year old boys that were there. I was designated writer of The List Of Stuff, aka the list in which anything we currently “possessed” (ie houses, children, pets, spouses, Gifts From God) was listed under our name so we could keep track.
God was played by the one boy who didn’t want to actually play. When I asked him how God was going to fit into the game, he said that God worked in mysterious ways so he could randomly give people News From God whenever he felt like it. We settled that if someone spun a three, they’d receive a miracle, and if they spun a seven, they’d get bad news, and at the end of every round (ie when everyone had had a turn) he could make a new rule for the world.
“Dude, you should’ve prayed more,” God told one boy as he spun a seven. “Your dog got possessed by a demon and ate your baby. You need to get an exorcism. That costs $50,000 and a life card.”
“Aww man,” the unfortunate demon dog owner said. “Not Shark Tooth Junior. She’s my only daughter.” Flips through his money “What if I don’t want to spend money to get an exorcism?”
God shrugged. “Then I guess you can keep a demon dog,” he said, “but it requires a human sacrifice every turn or it’ll eat you.”
The demon dog owner sighed and paid the money, and I crossed off both Shark Tooth Junior and Chicken Strip the dog off his List Of Stuff.
“Congratulations!” God said on another turn. “You’re pregnant!”
“But I’m a man.”
“That’s why it’s a miracle,” God pointed out. “It’s the next Jesus! Also you have to name him Jesus The Second cause I’m God and I say so.”
I was blessed with the ability to turn water into wine at one point, and started a winery as a side business. Both were added to my List Of Stuff.
At one point, not long after he’d had his first child, one of the boys’ mom came to pick him up.
“Come on,” she said. “We have to go.”
“Give me a minute, Mom,” he called back. “I’m dead. We have to read my will.”
Thus proceeded the reading in which I read through his List Of Stuff one by one and he declared who each item/ability/person/animal went to and I then transferred each thing to other Lists Of Stuff.
“Your wife,” I read. “Elizabeth.”
“I’m leaving her to,” he trailed off, tapping his chin as he considered his options. “You, Kee.”
“You can’t give Kee your wife!” another boy protested, one who had already received three of the dead boy’s children. “That’d make her gay!”
“Kee can be gay if she wants to be,” the dead boy pointed out.
“Yeah,” the boy agreed, “but she’s already got a husband.”
“She can have a husband and a wife,” God declared. “It’s called being bisexual. It’s allowed. Plus I’m God, so that makes it double allowed.”
And that was how I ended up receiving everyone’s wives in their wills, and ended up married to my original husband, Lizard, and my four wives, Elizabeth, Lizzy, Eliza, and Shark Tooth (there was a theme that God had declared we had to follow in naming our spouses, a declaration which came after one of the boys had already married Shark Tooth). I had no children of my own, but had eventually received dozens in wills, as I ultimately ended up as the last person left in after-camp.
And yeah. Life and Death and God was definitely a fun time, and I feel like we’ll be playing it again in after-camp tomorrow. It felt a little like dnd, tbh, with God being the dungeon master, and I would definitely recommend it to anyone wanting to spice up their Game of Life. You could probably add in a drinking game aspect if you’re not playing with small children, or make like God Cards or something for people to pull from if no one wants to be God.
Dazai and Chuuya would totally be the duo at fifteen and sixteen chasing after one another and dueling with lightsabers and making the lightsaber noises too.
Dazai's the dramatic one when he pretends to die, going full-on villain monologue on Chuuya before he grabs Chuuya's lightsaber, puts it under his arm and plays dead.
Mori has absolutely no idea what he's walking in on when Chuuya's triumphantly standing over Dazai's (fake dead) body, but so long as they aren't actively killing each other, he just smiles and walks away.
Okay let me add my five cents to the Zaunite au, where Viktor didn’t make it to the academy and remained in Zaun.
He was trying to invent on his own, but he desperately needed money for his research. And that’s when Silco appeared…
Omg this is so effin' cuteeee!
HAZBIN HOTEL EPISODE 6 SPOILERS
ANGEL DUST’S SISTER IS IN HEAVEN!!!
Namor: *painting a giant wall of Shuri beating his ass* Our babies will be smart AND beautiful
Namora: Not to mention imaginary
Hello Omni! Happy Friday! I gotta prompt: Roman asks Owen what was going through his mind when he did a Thing™️ and is left even more baffled by his boyfriend’s thought process than before!
Hello friend! Happy Friday!
I can absolutely see this happening so many times in their relationship! And between Owen and his siblings!
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Roman sat across from Owen, both sitting at the dining room table. He had his head in his hands and sighed loudly. He could hear Owen fidget across from him, but he didn't dare say a word
Mostly because he knew he was in trouble with Roman
After a few more long minutes of silence, Roman finally lifted his head and looked at his boyfriend. Who looked back nervously, but tried to hide behind a mask of nonchalance
"Owen." Roman said levelly
"Yes, love?"
Roman narrowed his eyes
"Why is there a bear sitting in my living room?"
Owen sent him a nervous smile
"Well, it's simple really."
"Really? Explain it to me then."
Owen glanced away and bit his lip. This was one of the only times Roman has seen Owen act like this. Any other time, Owen would be cocky and have no regrets
"Well, you know I love animals, so I had decided to go out to the local dog park. There's was a really nice chap who had a few large dogs. We started talking and apparently he works for an animal rehabilitation facility."
Roman nodded along to the story so far
"He invited me to visit a few of the animals, saying that the wolves were friendly. I wanted to meet them, and when we did, I saw they were well taken care of. They adored me."
Owen said this last part with pride, and Roman raised an eyebrow
"The man was called away for something, so I got bored and wondered around the place. That's when I fell upon Stu. He was abandoned by his mother and was being bottle fed by one of the workers."
Roman narrowed his eyes
"He was just too adorable to let him stay there, Ro! I remember that my cousin knew someone who owns a bear rehabilitation center in Russia. So, I decided Stu would enjoy being there much better."
Roman stared
"You'd think it'd be hard to steal a bear cub, but it was quite easy. Stu cuddled into my chest with ease and I was able to sneak him out."
"And thought my penthouse would be a great place to keep him." Roman said dryly
"Well, of course." Owen frowned. "Nobody would question why we're having formula or fish brought here. And this would be the last place they'll look."
Roman sighed and scrubbed a hand down his face
"Did you think about how I would react, Oh?"
"You love animals!"
"Not wild ones!"
Owen pouted at him
"Stu is well trained and loves to cuddle, he wouldn't hurt a fly."
"He's a wild animal that has specific needs, Owen! He can't be cooped up in a penthouse."
"It'll only be for a short while before my cousin can send him to his friend."
"Who we don't even know is any good at taking care of bears!" Roman snapped and saw Owen tense. Sighing, Roman shook his head. "You need to take him back."
"But-!"
"Owen!" Roman raised his voice. "He was doing quite fine at that facility! You just wanted to steal something!"
Owen glared harshly at him
Roman didn't say anything else as Owen stood up roughly and stormed out of the room
Head in his hands again, Roman could hear Owen playing with the bear cub in his living room
Why the hell did he get with a Shaw?
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I hope you enjoyed friend!
Yay! I’ve got so many prompts! First up, have you seen that TikTok trend where a kid gets in trouble for sitting in The Boss’ chair, but then they realize that the kid is The Boss’. That, but with Owen! He’d get so cocky and believe himself to be untouchable because of his mother, but then Mama Shaw arrives and puts him in his place.
I have no idea what trend you're talking about, sorry friend. I don't use Tik Tok
But it is really funny to imagine Owen getting way too cocky and Mama Shaw having to put him in his place!
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Owen smirked harder as he popped a hard candy into his mouth and sucked hard on it. He leaned back in the large, plush chair he was sitting in and looked across the large, mahogany desk
Standing in front of him was one of the largest crime bosses in London. Normally, the man would be towering over people and striking fear into their hearts
But in front of Owen, the man's head was bowed and his hands were shaking as he balled them up
Owen wasn't going to lie and say he wasn't tempted to make the man kneel before him. But he wouldn't take it that far. Not yet, at least
"Tell me, Brindly, how's business?"
"It's fine, Mr. Shaw." The man forced out from behind clenched teeth. The response only made Owen smirk harder
"Really?" Owen hummed in thought, rolling the candy in his mouth. Nonchalantly, he lifted his legs and propped them up on the desk. "I've heard from a few sources that you've been struggling to pay back what you owe me."
Well, owes his mother specifically. Everyone knew in the UK, if you wanted to do any serious business in the criminal world, you needed to pay a fee to Queenie Shaw
Owen kindly took it upon himself to collect a few of those fees personally
"Not at all." The man hissed. "I don't know what those liars are telling you, but me and my boys are doing just fine."
Owen raised an unimpressed eyebrow at the simmering anger just below the man's skin. It was just too much fun to mess with these stuck up, older criminals. They always had a certain pride that bruised far too easily. Far too tempting for Owen
"Then, I hope that you let me know if these rumors ever become reality." Owen smiled warmly, but his eyes sent a silent warning
The man nodded stiffly before turning on his heel and storming out. Owen didn't hide his snort of amusement at all as he watched the small temper tantrum
"Kim, who's next?" Owen called out, looking over to one of his mother's goons. The woman was always around in London to keep track of the family business when his mother was out of town
"I believe there's someone of a very high status that would like to see you." A dry voice called out instead of Kim's high pitched one
Owen jerked around in the chair and let his feet hit the ground. Standing in the doorway was his mother's right hand man: Jeffrey. Who didn't look one bit amused by the situation
"Give them my deepest apologies then." Owen said smoothly. "I'm quite busy."
"Don't you dare give me that kind of lip, you little whelp."
Owen flinched slightly as he heard his mother's voice
Jeffrey stepped further into the room, allowing Queenie Shaw to step into the room. She looked extremely unamused
"Get the bloody hell out of my chair, Oh." The snapped
"Of course, mother."
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I hope you enjoyed friend!
(Head?)Canon: Owen will always bring up him being thrown out of a plane into a discussion, no matter what said discussion is about. *Letty and Owen arguing about something ridiculous* Owen: "yeah well did you know I got thrown out of a plane?" Letty: "I was thrown out of a tank!" Owen: "Well not everything's about you!" The possibilities are endless!
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The possibilities are endless!! I absolutely love this headcanon friend!
I can absolutely see Owen doing this to either guilt trip the Toretto crew, or just brag that he survived being thrown out of a plane
I can see a few scenarios with this
1. When Hattie joins the crew for a mission, she listens to them talk and Owen brings it up
"You know I got thrown out of a plane, right?"
"Yes, Shaw, we know. We were there-"
"Yeah," Hattie interrupts, not looking up from whatever she's doing. "I was the one who pushed you."
Owen just glares at her but the crew are all like 😳 WHAT?! YOU WERE THROWN OUT OF TWO PLANES?!
2. When Owen brings it up, Letty always mentions the tank, but eventually everyone starts to add things
-Roman: "I was pushed out a plane too!"
-Brian: "I've been forced to jump off a building!"
-Luke: "I had to jump out of a building!"
This goes on for a while, leaving Owen pouting because the attention is no longer on him
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Thanks for the headcanon friend! I love it!
a/n: it has been long-awaited, i know! i’ve been posting the characters and their backstories, but this has been anticipated! i’ve always been a big fan of action movies, and the “fast and furious” series is a favorite (close second to mission impossible, not gonna lie). anyway, i really hope you guys enjoy this teaser, i made it extra long so it would hopefully hype up some anticipation for the first chapter!! please reblog and spread it so more people can read the series! enjoy lovelies! (:
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