Behold. The dumbest thing I have ever made.
shadow helping my with stomach pain and stimming
i feel like my stomach is splitting holy shit
(guys don’t be like me and drink coffee when your not supposed to because you will EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR ASS)
NUH UH (🏳️🌈)
𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐩𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐧, 𝐧𝐨. 𝐈𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐈𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫...
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🍃 Toothless Stimboard 🍃
Requested by : anon
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this man has never met an alien he couldn’t parent
Rip melody (literally) you would've love Phoebe Elizabeth Spengler
That’s my lion shaped son right there you see him he’s so precious
Also it took me so long to register that Yarnaby’s a child i thought that’s just some creature I’m even sadder now…