"I'm Sorry Guys, My Ride Is Here!" I Say As I Walk Towards A Butch's Lap While They're Just Doing Nothing

desperate femme this.. desperate femme that.. give me a desperate butch. give me a butch who’s begging to touch me. give me a butch who’s so far gone the only thing they can do is stare and look like they’re about to jump on me.

need something INTENSELY LESBIAN to happen to me in the next 5 days

my type is nerdy introvert butches that are absolute perverts

butch4butch but we’re two stags in the forest that can’t kiss because our antlers are in the way so it looks like we’re fighting

Born to be a slut forced to live in a town with a population under 500

They should make a butch version of lingerie that’s just plaid boxers and a leather chest harness

bring back horny dykes wtf is a wuh luh wuh

I know butch chivalry isn’t for everyone, but I love being generous and doing things for people and being reliable and kind and trustworthy for other women

If it were a good morning, a butch would be holding me rn 😞