Happy Pride Month To The Tiny Cowboy And Tiny Trojan Man From Night At The Museum

Janus’s light side name is Janan

An Actual Logan Quote

(Virgil: All I'm saying is that you both suck at what you do and I'm tired of having to keep lighting fires under your butts.)

Logan: You what?! Do you have even the faintest idea how dangerous that is? I never even felt any heat! You're lucky that your acts of arson have seemingly settled themselves in the past, or you could have seriously hurt someone.

(This is seriously what he's saying when he and Roman are talking over each other—)

Logan: "A pinch of salt." (grates it into Patton’s hand)

Patton: "Ah! I'm gonna throw it over my shoulder. Which one is it? Left or right?"

Logan: "I don't know—"

Patton: "Left!" (throws it over left shoulder)

Roman: "What happens if you get that wrong?"

Virgil: "I don't know. You kill God or something."

Roman: (laugh)

Virgil: "One's the devil, I know that much."

Logan: "Wow. Don't wanna make that mistake, do you?"

Side Theory

Thomas said he's 'all rainbow, all the time,' and we used that as a basis for the orange and green side theories before Remus was revealed and orange was pretty much confirmed, right?

He said this as a joke with him being gay, right?

The gay pride flag is typically seen as just red/orange/yellow/green/blue/purple.

However, Thomas has Patton and Logan: the version with two shades of blue, light and dark. The one closer to the original.

And what's known as the original pride flag (Gilbert Baker's pride flag) itself had eight stripes. Pink/red/orange/yellow/green/blue/blue/purple.

May I introduce a new theory:

The Pink Side?

Who else is ready for Logan to go absolutely feral? Who's ready for Logan to just say, 'I'm done being nice, screw it, I'm evil now'?

I'm ready for this scientist to go mad. He's earned it. They ignore him too much, and they're going to realize how horrible of an idea that was.

Me: *gets this notification*

Me: Hang on this person's gotta be messing with me let me check so I don't look like an idiot online

Me: *looks this up*

Me: THOMAS IS ALLERGIC TO CATS??? POOR GUY

Also: That means logically that *all* the sides are allergic to cats, right? (Doesn't mean they don't have other allergies though so my point/joke still stands—)

Side Allergies

Canon ones, (with proof):

Patton: Allergic to cats

(It even has a front pouch to place an actual cat, if you so desire.)

"Oh, I can't. I'm allergic."

Remus: Allergic to soap

"It's got soap on it! I'm allergic to soap, you (beep)!"

Roman: Allergic to cats

"You think you know someone and then WHAM! Out of nowhere... they fill your apartment with feral cats?! And now you're somehow responsible for the vet bills? You've got to give them away, but despite your cat allergy, you've endeared yourself to them, especially to Mrs. Snuffles... more like Mrs. Sniffles! ...Because of the allergy."

So, for the others, my guesses for allergies are:

Logan: Allergic to bullshit

Janus: Allergic to society

Virgil: Allergic to makeup remover

"Women belong in the kitchen" shut up, no they don't. I belong in the kitchen. Now get out of my kitchen so I can cook

I'm so glad so many other people appreciate this ship too, I thought it was more controversial than it is XD

Remus: When you pet a cat real good and it leans into your touch so hard it flops over? That's the shit.

Logan: Or when a cat kneads you with its little paws? Absolute heaven.

Janus: When a cat pushes away your book and flops down where it was so you pay attention to it instead of the book.

Patton, who just appeared to tell them it's dinnertime, eyes full of tears: Yeah that's the best haha anyway dinner is ready

Logan, fluffing Patton's hair: When you play with Pat's hair and he turns pink because he's adorable.

Patton, blushing: *incoherent stammers*

Janus, sliding his arms around Patton's waist from behind: Or when you hug Pat because he's so soft and cuddly.

Patton, blushing deeper: *more incoherent stammers*

Remus: When your boyfriend's holding Pat so you can do this:

Remus: *kisses Patton on the cheek*

Patton, bright red:

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Today on Things I Know Because Of Thomas Sanders:

My family: *Discussing berries*

My dad: Isn't a marionberry a cross between a loganberry and a blackberry?

Me: That sounds redundant, considering a loganberry is already a cross between a blackberry and a raspberry...

Them: What? Did you look that up?

Me: No I already knew that

Them: *doubt*

My brother: *looks it up* Nah he's right

Them: *surprise*

Them: How'd you know that?

Me, out loud: Eh just a random fact I know

Me, internally: 'Cuz Crofters is the only jelly—

So thank you @thatsthat24 , I looked smart in front of my extended family today because of one of the many things Logan taught me :D