Me: Okay, Let's Go Through This Again. Spell His Name?

Has there ever been a bigger power move than Thomas pointing out immediately that Roman's sword is a katana before sword buffs called him out on it in the comments

Hey look, it's me

dee: gets crushes easily

also dee: is unable to imagine himself in any sort of romantic relationship because of his unwillingness to express vulnerability to others

therefore dee: cries

Dee is like "guess ill daydream abt romantic scenarios w these people although never bother to make a move in real life"

Pancake Day! / Accidentally Walking In On A Side In The Shower: Patton Version

(There is a see-through glass shower door unless otherwise specified)

Patton: Hey Lo do you know where the pancake mix is?

Logan, used to this, casually shampooing his hair: Behind the mixing bowls in the corner cabinet

Patton: Awesome, thank you. Second question: do you want pancakes?

Logan: Yes, thank you

Patton: Hey R—

Roman: *unholy shrieking*

Patton: Stop screaming it's just me— do you want pancakes?

Patton: Hey J—

Janus, soaking in the bathtub, unfortunately without convenient bubbles, as snakes do: …

Patton, turning red: I— I'll ask later—

Patton: Hey Virge! Do you want pancakes?

Virgil, invisible behind a black shower curtain: Yes, please.

Patton: Hey, Remus, do you want pancakes for breakfast?

Remus, showering fully clothed: Oh I'm always a slut for pancakes

Patton, internally: I need Logan's cards

Quackity: Hey everyone this is my bestie Bad he loves to swear and say things like fuck, please teach him some curse words in Spanish—

Also Quackity: Oh my god, Dan, I'm so sorry! I forgot you made family-friendly content and now we're all swearing! Your image! I'm so sorry!

Truly the duality of man

This just in, this thread was blessed by Apollo—

Jananconda?

Janus’s light side name is Janan

Also, c!Wilbur's mother is a fridge and yet it was surprising when he had a fox-child with a salmon. Like. We should have expected it tbh

C!Fundy's grandmother is a fridge and mother is a salmon. That's all that's the post

I started watching the dream team smp. I've finished episode seven.

I have 82 hours, 30 minutes, and 36 seconds of it left. Roughly three days and ten and a half hours.

Now one of my favorite cosplayers is going to start doing dsmp cosplay.

Am I going to watch 82 and a half hours worth of mcyt to know what the hell is going on so I can continue to appreciate them and their work?

Y E S .

"He hasn't told me his name, so I’m just calling him ‘Guy.’ He—”

A green liquid ran off of his arm, landing on the ground with a splat. He quickly kicked it behind him, where it soaked into the ground, and then announced, “I’m human! I'm bones and stuff! I have so many bones. I've got like 300 bones in me like everyone else.”

“He does that,” Quackity finished. “I don't know what he is.”

—(unpublished fic excerpt)

Convinced the people who voted against Foolish have never seen him before. I cannot believe he lost so soon

C!Thomas: *cleaning a litterbox while catsitting for a friend*

Remus: Huh, that kinda looks like a salted nut roll.

C!Thomas:

C!Thomas: *deep sigh* And now I'm never eating one of those again.