Ranboo-flavored Plush (with Bean Pouch Inside Along Stuffing So It's Weighted)

An Actual Logan Quote

(Virgil: All I'm saying is that you both suck at what you do and I'm tired of having to keep lighting fires under your butts.)

Logan: You what?! Do you have even the faintest idea how dangerous that is? I never even felt any heat! You're lucky that your acts of arson have seemingly settled themselves in the past, or you could have seriously hurt someone.

(This is seriously what he's saying when he and Roman are talking over each other—)

Remus: *sigh* I miss Janus...

Roman: He just went to the store, he'll be back in an hour.

Remus: *bangs fist on table* THAT'S WHAT VIRGIL SAID TOO

Eating Crofter's and yeah, I finally get Logan shoveling it in his mouth right from the jar, this shit SLAPS

So far every side name has two syllables.

Ro/man.

Ja/nus. (or Jan/us, depends on how you say it)

Re/mus.

Pat/ton.

Lo/gan.

Vir/gil.

Even Thom/as and Ni/co have two syllables.

Heck, even E/mile and Re/my have two syllables.

What if the next side doesn't? What if it's like, Craig or something?

Even Apollo (a common orange-side name theory, after Logan's comment about wishing Apollo had more of an influence in WTIT) would mess with the pattern, being A/pol/lo

Do you take headcanon requests? If you do I have one.

Headcanon request: The sides if a girl (maybe a stranger who thinks they look safe) asks them to hold her drink while she goes to the bathroom at like a party or something?

Absolutely, I think you're asking for their individual reactions (tell me if I'm misunderstanding) so here we go—

Roman: *guards drink with his life, glares at anyone who gets near it, is very over-the-top*

Janus: I'm a stranger. Why would you ask me to watch your drink? You should just forget about this one and get a new one once you're back so you know for certain it's safe. Or don't drink at parties. You never know who you can trust.

Remus: Yeah sure *sets it on top of head, holding onto it still* No one can reach it up here

Patton: Oh of course! You go ahead I've gotcha

Logan: No. You shouldn't give a stranger your drink. I could drug it for all you know. Take it with you, leave it with a friend, or get a new one after.

Virgil: Uhhh

Virgil, internally: Oh god what if I accidentally drug it?? I don't have any drugs but what if I do? I'd go to prison! I could hurt her!

Virgil: *shoves Roman in front of him* He can watch it!

Janus: *checks Limoncello bottle*

Janus: The only ingredient here is FD & C Yellow #5

Logan: They don't put alcohol on the ingredients list.

Janus: It doesn't even say there's lemon.

Logan: The lemon was likely brewed with the alcohol.

Janus: *sips Limoncello*

Janus: *wrinkles nose*

Janus: It certainly tastes like yellow.

Logan: *dies laughing*

I had a Thought about DreamSMP characters (yes it's over now but I still think about it sometimes)

Alternative text:

A graph with an X and Y axis. The left X axis says "You know what they are", the right X axis says "You have no idea what the fuck they are", the upper Y axis says "They explain what they are", the lower Y axis says "They never explain what they are".

Quadrant 2, with "They explain what they are" and "You know what they are", says "Charlie: A slime that gooped its way to the surface over a long period of time."

Quadrant 1, with "They explain what they are" and "You have no idea what the fuck they are", says "Tommy: Lab experiment???"

Quadrant 3, with "They never explain what they are" and "You know what they are", says "Techno: Some sort of pigman."

Quadrant 4, with "They never explain what they are" and "You have no idea what the fuck they are", says "Phil: Had a (human?) child with a Samsung Smart Fridge, might have wings?, wife might be the Goddess of Death??"

THANK YOU! Now I need to load up Tumblr on a computer XD

Edit: I did!

Sides: *eating breakfast together*

School bus: *drives past*

Remus: *sees that it's empty*

Remus: This bus empty,

Remus, miming jerking a steering wheel to the side: SKEET

Remus: *continues eating breakfast*

Patton, the only one not used to this: ???

Another very good explanation, and you are correct, I love the smell of dove soap

The human memory is so weird.

Example: every single time I smell a bar of dove soap, I think of this one kid I used to go to school with. Now, I can't tell you his age. I can't tell you his favorite color. I can hardly tell you his first name.

But I remember that he always smelled like dove soap.

No matter what. It's like he carried dove soap around in his pockets. Just plain old dove white soap. And it was so strong but not overpowering— like, it wasn't a dove deodorant or something, it was like straight-up smelling a bar of dove soap whenever you were near him.

So now every time I smell dove soap he pops into my mind.

Why?

I can hardly remember my tumblr password sometimes, I forgot my own age a bit ago and had to use a calculator to figure it out. But no matter what, I remember this kid from fifth grade always smelled like dove soap.

Science side of tumblr please explain