Au Where Ranboo's Memory Is Fine He Just Panicked When They Asked Him Questions And Said 'I Don't Know'

@thatsthat24 If you're looking for name ideas I strongly recommend Linguini

Can you imagine the absolute chaos if Thomas confirmed Sleep's name and it wasn't Remy

I started getting a ton of notifications from Tumblr and was like 'haha this must be a glitch' and then I clicked on one and. Neil Gaiman reblogged this. That's why I was getting so many notifications.

I don't know how he found this but sir you have made my day and I appreciate you and your storytelling very much

Broke: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale aren't in love

Woke: Good Omens is a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale are in love

Bespoke: Whether Good Omens is a gay love story or not is debatable; it is, however, undeniably a story of the love between Crowley and Aziraphale (whatever type of love that may be)

Neil Gaiman: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because while Crowley and Aziraphale are in love, they are not human males, they are an angel and a demon

Remus: Why do they call it the birds and the bees when talking about procreation between people? Birds and bees aren't mammals. They're nothing like people. Do you know how a bird or bee reproduces? I just know they both lay eggs. So like, what?

Logan: *scoff* They call it—

Logan: They call it...

Logan: WAIT HANG ON

It has been long enough that I have now reported in it a separate place, respectfully as always, but fuck tiktok

Tiktok fucking banned one of my favorite sander sides cosplayers (and accounts in general) and this WILL NOT FUCKING STAND

I stg if they don't unban them I'm deleting my account

Sides: *eating breakfast together*

School bus: *drives past*

Remus: *sees that it's empty*

Remus: This bus empty,

Remus, miming jerking a steering wheel to the side: SKEET

Remus: *continues eating breakfast*

Patton, the only one not used to this: ???

Little Thomas, in his kitchen, singing the '(blank blank) bo b(blank) banana fana fo f(blank) me my mo m(blank), (blank)' song on repeat with different words

In his head-

Thomas/Remus: Cat cat bo bat banana fana fo fat me my mo mat, caaaat

Thomas/Remus: Dog dog bo bog banana fana fo fog me my mo mog, doooog

(several verses later, running out of words)

Thomas/Remus: Luck luck bo buck banana fana fo fu—

Patton: *slaps hand over Remus's mouth*

Thomas: *slaps hand over his own mouth, eyes wide* Sorry!

Thomas's Parents: *eyes wide, not mad though*

Thomas/Remus: I'm gonna stop singing now...

I like this question. If Thomas goes full brainstorm mode, I think Janus, Patton, and Virgil are shut down so they don't use excess energy, and Roman, Remus, and Logan are all in a room shouting ideas over each other while Thomas frantically writes down all the snippets he hears and it's like

Thomas: Okay, Janus will play Among Us!

Remus: No, I said we should recreate Among Us in real life

Roman: No, I said you should lifestream Among Us while having no prior knowledge because people love that

Logan: No, I said you should put more Janus in your videos, because he's new and exciting to the Fanders

Thomas: Gotcha Janus is playing Among Us

All: That's not what ANY of us said—

'Daydream Mode' is when Roman has full creative control, right? So I'm just imagining like:

Remus, ranting to Janus: —as long as their beak fits through, the entire rest of them, because that's the only solid part, can squish through—

Remus: *suddenly collapses without warning*

Janus, flipping the page of his book unconcernedly: Someone must have turned on Daydream mode.

I'm bored so I'm gonna summarize each of the sanders sides episodes but badly

Logan: And 85 grams of dark molasses.

Patton: Molasses!

Logan: Or black treacle if you don't know what molasses are.

Roman: Looks like a jar of your soul, Virge.

Virgil: Aw, thank you, Princey. That is honestly all I aspire to.

Package tracker: You shipment is a state away and should arrive by the end of the day.

Me, sitting in the windowsill in the morning: Mail??