Please No Halloween Posts Just Yet. There’s Still 2 Months Left

Evolution works in mysterious ways

So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.

Shoelaces. On my dash. In 2025. Amazing

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

There are a few things on this site that make me actually pause.

Somehow, every single time the post uwuifier has been there

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

I was there and I survived. I think...

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

Make the most of the next two months

Get all your vaccines

Travel while we have a functioning DOT

Read and buy books on feminism, anti-racism, pro-lgbt

Attend drag shows

Don't skip any of your classes

Read and buy history books

Find your out-of-state networks

Learn to carry cash

Get birth control solutions

Support the Biden/Harris administration

Postpone large purchases and save money

Be careful of what you say online, like un-ambiguous attacks against the incoming administration, especially in spaces that contain your full name or personal information

Feel free to add on.

Sometimes, I wish I could do this

remove brain

This is wild

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

blossom