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rottweilerprincess 回复了你的帖子 “i don’t “get” what makes this Jesus guy so great y’know?  Coupla…”

he had a good PR team + used the oppression of the Romans to associate himself and his movement with revolutionary ideals

really more an outside consultant (Paul of Tarsus) convinced the brand manager of Jesus’ estate (Joseph of Arimathea) to shift geographical focus and get a gentile audience.  Big hit, scores huge among the Romans who are into new religions, and Vriska (Vriska)

It's either that or maybe the swords post making the rounds again

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

Show some respect for other cultures, Hylian scum

A long, long time ago when the world was on the verge of being swallowed by shadow the tiny Picori appeared from the sky, bringing the hero of men a sword and a golden light.

games are finally art

warning: kind of unsettling

cucumb-ler liked your post:this blog now redirects to my real blog. this post will only appear on the dash of my followers, and they may very well miss it considering it’s fairly late when I’m posting it. if you see this post - ephemeral and strange - you are blessed by good fortune

wh - how did you find this post goatboss. are you that powerful

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

so i forget which blog is your main blog or like whats the deal

Maxiesatanunofficial is my main blog but due to Reasons I do all my real blogging from maxiesatanofficial. If it were possible to switch primary blog I’d have done so long, long ago.

@support I recognize that this might actually be a pretty tricky problem to solve but if you ever get the chance, help a girl out 👀

I forgot there’s a musician named Shamir and briefly got excited assuming tumblr allows me to question a stone-eating worm from Jewish folklore